oh fuck, lol, that's funny dude! (you'd better watch out though, Hoffman might label you a misogynist for those kinds of comments).
Not exactly a sauce, but I recently discovered Strubs pickled hot peppers. OMFG they're delicious. As the commerical says: I put that sh*t on everything. Hell, I sit at the computer or while watching a movie and eat em right outta the jar.
On a side note: Presidents choice has pickled peppers and they include jalapenos...YUM!!!!!!!!