How do I introduce my Neo-Nazi girlfriend to my Jewish stepfather?

[Timothy Raymond]

I've been dating this chick for a few months and my parents have been asking if they could meet her. She is unbelievably gorgeous and EXTREMELY gifted, if you know what I mean. The only problem is that she is a member of a Neo-Nazi organization. Now I have to introduce her to my Jewish father. This is going to be an awkward situation to say the least! It is pretty obvious my step dad is Jewish; he always wears a yamaka and has the star of David tattooed on the back of both hands. Breaking up with her is out of the question. Trust me, if you saw her you'd know why. Somebody help me out! Oh and I forgot to mention, she pretty much always carries a Luger with her.

 

[Michael Grennell]

Lolol wat a fake. Just looking at the title I new this was a joke big anybody answers this seriously it would be too funny.

This is heading to failblog

 

[Hunter]

The comments don't seem that helpful already and I don't think you should make people pretend so that everything works out. They are bound to meet some time and then it will screw up.
1.) Warn your girlfriend about your parents and all she has to do is put up with them for a couple hours and that you will be with her the whole time. If your parents go to far you will warn them.
2.) Tell your parents about her group and that you really like her. If she goes to far, you will warn her.
3.) If they both love you then they can suck it up during the times they have to be together.
Good luck!