How do I tell the wife......

[name-me]

How do I tell the wife that I'm leaving her for a massage attendant?

Popped into spiritual today, I've been dying to see this Joy that I keep hearing about but alas, I missed her again.

And that's a bad thing.

A bad thing, because I fell in love with the girl who met me at the door. I wish I could remember her name (I asked her twice, repeated it all the way back to the car, and then poof..... gone). She was a pretty thing, nice long hair pretty face and TITS! I mean, traffic-stopping tits. Tits so nice and juicy that you want to buy them property in the south of Spain.
Anyway, the massage was good, we joked around and loosened up and the only thing that was missing was the tease. I like the tease cause when make the turn, I want to be ready for war. Anyway, the tease wasn't needed because when I make the turn, our eyes lock.

Her lips part.

Her breath becomes shallow...

And I'm in love.

Her technique was decent, not the technique that you leave the wife for, but the look on her face..... It was the look that you would get if you saved her entire family from The Great Flood.
Like I was the man who donated her kid brother a kidney.
And I bought it.


So how do I tell the wife?

 

[Collette J]

NEVER tell the wife...

 

[zhuge_liang]

***

Get psychiatric help.


...

 

[maya s]

I didn't mean really it though,

and I'm not married.

But she WAS sexy as fuck.............

 

[frankngstein]

which girl are you referring to? and who did you see?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Like your style Fshes....like reviews that brings out the essence of the experience, the moment rather than play by play kinda stuff. But it's a huge disappointment that you can't remember her name. What do we do now? Get all interested but no way to make an appointment with her. I think you owe us to go back to report back her name, when does she work, etc.

 

[Jeremy L]

You don't have to tell her that you are leaving her for an MPA... Just tell her that you are leaving because she is no good in bed.
"Give your head a shake"...sounds boring.
If you don't love her leave... Its that simple
xoxo
C

 

[muncie birder]

Fishes,
Please remember ...... For her :

"It's a job"

The session you had is probably the same one she experienced 8-10 every day.
Becareful or your wallet will be very empty, very quickly.

 

[froggie88]

I am surprised at the people who are taking the title of his review literially..

 

[John Conrad]

Simple, you don't tell her! End of story.

 

[MelkyForPrez]

hehe... It is nice to know that they care, though

 

[Chris M.]

***Sigh*** (Another reincarnated member!)

Just to show you that I care too....

 

[You Fat Bastard]

Qu

 

[Above Normal]

So who did he see?

 

[chrissyaquarius1979]

Never mind who did you see, I just want to know how did you tell your wife at last?

 

[Random Hangman]

obviously all tongue-in-cheek

 

[See]

You need to take a look to your net worth, all you assets and liabilities after that you may consider you will be subject to pay alimony and probably child support.

Unless you're willing to loose 50% of what you own and pay Alimony/Child Support for the rest of your life...you may consider to spill the beans....

 

[arenal]

How do I tell the wife ...........

Just tell her she RUBS you the wrong way.

 

[Tracy T]

I think too many are missing your note here. They are taking it seriously. Oh well......

 

[Sunitha T]

send her a text.

link her to this thread