How do you kill your boner?

[DARRYL D]

I was at the theater today I saw a few very hot chicks and got boned right away. People started to look at me very funny, how the hell you fuckers kill your boner?

 

[benjamin a]

Sorry, I'd love to help, but killing boners is definitely NOT my forte. :wink:

 

[Lemon Drop]

think of dead kittens :

 

[vicki_gratt63]

At my age, I would never ever want to kill a boner. They don't happen that often without a little help so why would I want to kill it?

 

[abcdefg]

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How to kill a boner .

First she needs smoke him out .
Once out in the open it is important for her quickly cover the head to disorient the boner.
Once the boner is securely in her mouth and her lips are locked just behind the head she can start
the slow slide of the boner through her mouth to the back of her throat .
For maximum control she may want to grab his balls and apply a firm but gentle massage .
She will notice that the boner actually gets harder because of the warm wetness of her mouth but that is to be expected .
Now with boner in mouth and balls in hand she needs to start sliding the boner back and forth accelerating her head movement in a piston like fashion .
Usually does not take long before she feels a new sense of warm and wetness , with a dash of sticky , in her mouth which is the boner surrendering .
Shortly thereafter the boner goes limp and is a mere shadow of his former self .
Another one bites the dust but the truth is you really can't kill them . They pretend to be dead but keep coming back for more .

 

[Msean]

Smiley you just gave me a boner, NO HOMO here dude!:

 

[airmonkey120]

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Better call Boner Busters :

 

[nas88car 300 nice race #9]

Don't kill them..... just become obvious boner guy.

[video=youtube;89VisJVfFzw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89VisJVfFzw&[/video]

 

[Rylee]

Rub one out!

(Oh... come on... some one had to say it!

 

[Yes We Can]

My pleasure, I will be back in 10 minutes!!

 

[Mindy joy]

:::!!!

 

[love bug]

 

[Mimkat]

 

[Selly]

I think that's a foul! Reaching in used to be the call, but now it's sticking out. LOL

 

[kaz716]

The white dude is showing he's in the game and can compete!:

 

[Martin]

Nothing that a few hundred bones and a couple phone #'s couldn't fix.

 

[~*mISS iNDEPENDENT*~]

Dial up your favourite sp... I'm sure she can help "kill the boner" with a touch of her warm wet lips

Lol great photos! Xx

 

[Marmalade]

 

[dmx87]

You should've talked on your cell phone & pretended like nothing happened. :roll:

 

[redhead]

Kayleigh! Answer the damn phone!!!!!