How fights start

[SorAleuaie]

HAHAHAHAHA :
xxx~

 

[GibMicaaoe]

Not the most PC couple out there and :lmao: poor Dwarf.

 

[my dreamer]

pretty good I liked the 1st couple

 

[YDP]

Hahaha cool!!:clap:clap:clap
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[adiavoy]

: @ The last line very funny. :clap

 

[Abdel]

:
Genius.​

 

[Markie M]

yeh....i think maybe he was GRUMPY..:

 

[-erinerinerin-]

:............

 

[rainy]

LMAO :
those are great​

 

[Courtney R]

lol@the dwarf one.
:ashamed: :

 

[Spring]

I just love this COCO​

 

[Somjit]

Is this how your fights start....? :hmm:
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept
staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'she's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking
right after we split up those many & years ago, and I hear she hasn't been
sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating
that long?'

And then the fight started......


My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in
bed. I turned to her and said,

"Do you want to have ***?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying
"Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend.."

And then the fight started....

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed
the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the
truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the
radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back
into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up
to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The
weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is
out fishing in that?'

And that's how the fight started


I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and
slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just
seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it..... He was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,' I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And then the fight started.....