How Long Does It Take For You to Make an MPA Cum?

[Ron]

This is probably one of the biggest questions to hit massageplanet.net in a while.

Personally, my record is 0 minutes.

When I phoned the spa to book an appointment my attendant saw my name in the book and had one on the spot (my name is rather unique and no one else she knows has it).

Then when I phoned that day to confirm my appointment, she answered the phone and had three monster O's while talking to me. The manager of the spa had to grab the receiver from her before she passed out.

Anyhow, I had a great session that day.

 

[????t???????]

The only time I made an MPA cum was when I showed hermy my picture of Sheik. Does that count, or is it cheating?

 

[[email protected]]

Hey Rusty, who's Hermy? (An even sexier name than "Fernie" if I ever heard one...)

 

[Nyle]

She's the MPA I made cum........with a little help from the womanizing Sheik.

 

[Fireflies]

On a related note...

How long does it take for you to make an MP cum? I'm particularly interested in the results from those of you in Sheila Copps' Hamilton riding - those of you brave enough to take one for the team...

 

[Thong Man]

I don't really care about her pleasure. I pay her to make me cum, and won't do daty for 5 minutes, ect..

BBLACK

 

[Snizz -o- cranky]

BigBlack, you've been paying Sheila Copps to make you cum?! So that's how she's been building up her electoral war chest, hmmm? I'll bet Paul Martin never considered her using that strategy - we may be in for a tight race yet! Sheila, you go girl!!

 

[Tammy L]

*wanders over to the emergency eye-wash station after reading BeaverCleaver's post*

 

[Pompal 09.]

Well she is a woman of power (that turns me on), I'd actually let her yank it! Yes...yes...I'm sick!

BBLACK

 

[Jason D]

I understand that Ms. Copps is going to be reprinting her autobiography with the slightly revised title: "Nobody's Baby But BigBlack's".

(You sly dog, you!)

 

[thelma_layton]

Sheik told me in confidence at the last massageplanet.net party that he has romanced and seduced every female Canadian Member of Parliament. He also said that the most fun was Sultry Sheila.

 

[Spindrift]

Too bad for Sheik that Deborah Gray left the Alliance before he could add her to his list of conquests...

 

[Betrayed and Insane]

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that if you give the "lady" a good time, i.e. cum at least once, you will usually receive a much better response when it's your turn. At least that has been mu experience.

 

[d i a n a = ]]

Jackoff
I've never had mu experience (please post details) but for now you're polluting a hilarious thread with a serious comment. I want to know if Sheila, BigBlack, and Sheik have a three-way. Then I want to know what station Goober has to go to.
Taz

 

[Pooky]

Obviously, Taz, the word "mu" is Jackoff's misspelling of the word, "moo". My guess is that the poster using the moniker, "Jackoff" is none other than Tom Green...

 

[infinitesky49]

Pass the Tequila, Sheila!
Lay down, and love me again!!!!