How to control the explosion??

[High Roller]

Are there any tricks or tips on controlling the explosion while on the massage table. I feel that I am being robbed once they start working their magic. Can you ask them to stop half way? Any advise that allows me to maximize would be appreciated.

 

[justwatchin]

Have Delilah wrap your long hair around the base very tightly, Samson. That should forestall your powerful and mighty explosion for a few minutes at least...

 

[TheAnswer]

hehehheee...LOL

 

[?Socially Awkward?]

Think of your mom, Rusty or even your wife. It always works for me.

 

[Eclipse Vancouver]

do some mental math

 

[Paul M]

Negotiate for a discount with the MPA and keep doing it till you get it.

 

[Snarky]

 

[Searcher 5.0]

what about the magic oil, that suppose to make you like superman...

 

[Richey]

Never used it but when I asked the salesgirl at the Condom Shack about it, she said that it works by deadening the sensation so you really can't feel anything. So what's the point?

Also, remember that it's basically an anaesthetic, so be sure to wipe it off right after you apply it (it will have been absorbed enough to do what it's supposed to do). After all, if you leave it on, it will anaesthtize her mouth as well

 

[Tate]

Stud Spray - You can get it at the Condom Shack I think.

 

[Jergar]

think about dead baby seals

 

[Pompal 09.]

Try exploding yourself 10 times before going to the MP. Maybe you'll be so exhausted that the MPA will tease you for the whole session before you show any response.

 

[Joe B]

for me it helps to be using powder as opposed to oil but that only adds a lil bit of time nothing really really significant but try it

 

[Lebeautemps]

Have you thought of a couse of non perscription Salt Peter?

 

[No.]

Try doing some deep, slow, abdominal breathing, which should relax you and help extend the time before the explosion - it works for me.