My friend is dating a new guy and I'm messaging him on facebook so that I can get to know him better. He lives on the street across from mine but I never got to know him that well. I really want to get to know this guy better- so I wanna make this message kinda funny so that he isn't too creeped out. Can you help me write more? I'm kinda stuck.
Dear ___,
You don’t really know me, but my name is ___, and I’m your neighbor. And you’re girlfriend ___ is like my bestfriendEVER. And even though I don’t know you, you’re my favorite boyfriend she’s ever had I know that you’re going to treat her well, and just so you know- if you EVER hurt her.. I know where you live.
Dear ___,
You don’t really know me, but my name is ___, and I’m your neighbor. And you’re girlfriend ___ is like my bestfriendEVER. And even though I don’t know you, you’re my favorite boyfriend she’s ever had I know that you’re going to treat her well, and just so you know- if you EVER hurt her.. I know where you live.