How would circuit give an advt. In the matrimonial column for a suitable girl*??*

[.Leon Saboor]

HOW WOULD CIRCUIT GIVE AN ADVT. IN THE MATRIMONIAL COLUMN FOR A SUITABLE GIRL ?

Apun Circuit!!! Umar 30 saal, wajan 80 killo aur 5 1/2 phoot height kya, poora kasrat body !!...

bole to phultoo Salman..kya!!...abhi wo bole to, kya hai na apun ko bhi life me settle hone ko maangta,
isiliye yeah adverteejment apun paper me chaap riye la hai... Apun maanta hai apun Tapori hai,
bahut log ka pungi bajayela hai magar kya hai naa baap, apun ka bhi ijjat hai markit me!!!
Apun bhi saathvi tak padela hai!! Woh to saala master apun ko paas nahi kiya..Sachchi yaar,..
tab agar apun ke paas ek ghoda hota na to wahin daal deta saale ko...Sorry...madam....tension nahi lene ka..kya..
pun ko bhi public shaadi-bia me bulati hai woh bhi ijjat se! Saaal ka 5/6 peti to apun aaram se kama leta hai...
buri aadat bole to daaru aur bidi,...par abhi apun daaru bhi nahi pita saala..maa kasam!!.
Akkha bada bada log apun log se jaasti chada leta hai...Ab chokiri apun ko aisa maangta hai...


Bole to aik dam jhakas maal, patakha, aik dam patakha... thoda padi likhi hongi to chalenga kion
ke saala yeah kabhi kabhi form bharne ke liye saala apun ko 25 log ka hath pair jodna padta hai..
Apun jo hai na shaadi ki baad aik dam sudhar jaayinga iman se...
apun ka baccha log ko apun pada likka kar tapori banayinga...
bole to Tapori Doctor(JAISA APNA MUNNA BHAI),Tapori computer waala aur bhi bohat kuch...

Maa kasam shadi ke baad apun kisi bhi chikni ko line nahi denga...
Dekho baap apun ko shadi ke baad me koi chokri ki phamily ka lafda nahi maangta hai..
han bole to kabab me haddi nahi banane ka kya! Koi saala beech mein aayenga
to uska game baja dalenga. Abhi yeah sub accha lage to apun ko contact karne ka kya! aur SBF mein rahne ka nahi toh watt laga dega.
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[Miss Bookworm]

^ Who would even give such an ad? :rofl: and do women fall for these ads? :hilarious:
Looks like Chu did :unzipped: :lmao:

 

[Mercedes]

Chulbuli can fall for any ad :lmao:

 

[rosencui]

Chulbuli has already applies i guess :unzipped:



:lmao: