How would the LADIES rate punters?

[Elise Jane]

Love to hear from the gals. Here are my thoughts on based on many chats over the years.

Forget the standard guy scale from the Granddaddy of Boards(Looks/body, Services Offered, Performance, all rated 1-10).

A) SAFETY- rate -10 to 10. A -10 means violent bad trick:twisted:. Perhaps -9 to -6 means thief, con artist, extortionist or blackmailer. Then -5 to-1 are based on weird initial Email, PMs, telephone contact, posts or SP sites. A +10 would be respectful Lap Dog.

B) PROCEDURE. A -10 is a dufus : who sends long emails with stupid questions, stalks by E or voice mail, no-shows, ignores website info, frequent cancellations etc. +10 is polite, reads www, affable, concise, on-time.

C)HYGIENE. This is one topic the ladies never hesitate to post about, in detail.
-10 means NOT getting in the door (or she walks out):whip:.

D) ATTITUDE. Obviously A,B and often C include bad to terrible 'attitudes'. But negative ratings here would include guys who ARGUE about hygiene:slap:, arrogance, guys who cant talk at all (if extended booking with top GFE), guys who seem to have taurettes, etc.

E) PERFORMANCE. Details vary hugely, but for the WOMAN, are you giving what she wants, when she wants it?

F) LOOKS/BODY/SIZE. Of course they care. Just not like guys!

The relative important from A-F has got to range hugely depending on the circumstances and individual SP. Actually as a Lap Bear, I think these are pretty much my priorities too!

 

[darkmousyfan]

Ladies, be nice.....

 

[Engel -]

Ask blissful she has answers for men too.

 

[DCuchillas]

Why rate clients? We aren't the commodity, the escorts don't choose us.

 

[Holt]

Alright, go ahead, here's my video. Rate away!

[video=youtube;ZPqY-x_01IM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPqY-x_01IM[/video]

 

[Mrs. Owl {Rachel Marie}]

Ray there's a song that comes to mind. OH yes I remember now.
[video=youtube;2w1g-idt-8U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w1g-idt-8U[/video]

 

[Brar]

More often its a negative choice- refusing to book, re-book or refusing extended time. And they are always passing on info to other SPs (good and bad). Sometimes they swap clients ('Dont care for this guy, but you might like him').

On the positive side, having a good punter 'rating' can mean volumearty: and 'frequent flyer' discounts, extra willingness to travel and availability:love:.

I have been told that in 'Murrica, it is very common for SPs to insist that punters be rated on a major SP board.

 

[Phoenix Trite]

it's a joke son;

[video=youtube;miFS41PWl6g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miFS41PWl6g[/video]

 

[thatswhatshesaid22]

Oh yes they do.

But rating is for punters. Way too much work.

 

[_Hill_]

Watch out people.

[video=youtube;gi-CgXWxO8M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi-CgXWxO8M&feature=related[/video]

 

[Mother Nature]

...but its been around before.

And this has what to do with the thread?:neutral:

 

[ggaryusa]

I'm sure that amongst themselves they do critque johns but there is abosolutely no upside for them to post negatively in public about a board member.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I would be a little wary of these ratings schemes, especially given my particular fetishes.

While I know bringing a caged chicken to watch me have sex may seem unusual it’s really not that out of the ordinary. For the most part the fowl is quite quiet and it is only at the time of climax (mine or the lady's) that the bird can get a little vocal. The worst that has happened, is that once or twice, during a particularly vigorous session, my little hen has actually laid an egg.

If reviews of the punters were published without a balanced and sensitive view, my particular peccadilloes could be misconstrued.

 

[DaleMcIntosh]

not wanting to judge too quickly, especially now that the CNE is over, but are we talking serious chickens here;

The Ancona



The Jersey Giant

The Wyandotte

or have you gone oof the deep end with perhaps

The Silkie

 

[x_babygurl_x]

Some of the above are roosters not hens. Perhaps this video will help explain.

[video=youtube;-MCtC_U4e2o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MCtC_U4e2o[/video]

 

[Arron]

I was throwing a lifeline to ya.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Well, this might reveal my real life identity, but here is a picture of my little hen in her cage.

http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/_VGp...t+Chicken+Industry/-igNILVW3Ms/Katie+Pfleghar

I hate going off half cocked and this thread is really becoming fowl. I do prefer a free range bird.

 

[Gazelle]

You guys are fuckin funny.

 

[LadyJaneGrey]

OOOOHHHHHH OOOOHHHH OOOHHHHHH

That was 300 posts and I became a SENIOR MEMBER.

I guess I have to go buy some blue pills now that it's a senior's member.

 

[Hasin M]

Was it good for you? Did you feel the earth move? Didya didya?