- Feb 1, 2014
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Saw Joy last night, but her real name is Tammy. She is a woman of about late 30's/early 40's, with makeup that looks like a clown, tired bleached blonde hair, voice like a man, belly like one that drinks too much beer and dumb as a door knob. I called her for a visit to my apartment and thought I was just speaking to the scheduler as she uses a fake picture of a really fit and cute dirty blonde hair girl in her ad. I was really disappointed to see what looked like someone straight from East Hastings as I let her in my apartment, but how do I tell her I don't want a massage now?! I thought I'd give it a go as I had a long day at work, it was getting late, and maybe she knows what she's doing. Her website claimed for best deep tissue and swedish massage. What a flipping scam!
Here is what her service was like:
- Pushy,bossy,cash minded (I want more more more), not to mention that she was late
- gives massage like a 12 year old!I kid you not! It was a repeated rotate scapulla thrice,rub hand down back, rotate other scapulla thrice, repeat. She did not even use both hands! No pressure and dry rub. Man, she was probably really from East Hastings for all I know
- talks without breathing, dumb as a door knob, ask questions on and on, how the heck am I supposed to relax?! (Shut up!!!)
- when she proceeded to the front, she wanted 40 dollars on top of the 110 I had paid her plus $10 tip. She would not allow me to see her puss?!
- gave the worst BJ I have ever had
- then I said, how much for full service as I wasn't going to get off given her monkey skills. I said I was not going to give her anymore money. So I f*cked this old rag. Then told her to proceed to suck me off, and she did so with a condom until I came. She just left me there hanging with the condom on my dick and paper towel around it. What a shitty service ever!!!
- She came on talking and talking, asking me questions, and by this time I was pissed and was answering her with one worded answers.
Two words - NEVER AGAIN!!!
Here is what her service was like:
- Pushy,bossy,cash minded (I want more more more), not to mention that she was late
- gives massage like a 12 year old!I kid you not! It was a repeated rotate scapulla thrice,rub hand down back, rotate other scapulla thrice, repeat. She did not even use both hands! No pressure and dry rub. Man, she was probably really from East Hastings for all I know
- talks without breathing, dumb as a door knob, ask questions on and on, how the heck am I supposed to relax?! (Shut up!!!)
- when she proceeded to the front, she wanted 40 dollars on top of the 110 I had paid her plus $10 tip. She would not allow me to see her puss?!
- gave the worst BJ I have ever had
- then I said, how much for full service as I wasn't going to get off given her monkey skills. I said I was not going to give her anymore money. So I f*cked this old rag. Then told her to proceed to suck me off, and she did so with a condom until I came. She just left me there hanging with the condom on my dick and paper towel around it. What a shitty service ever!!!
- She came on talking and talking, asking me questions, and by this time I was pissed and was answering her with one worded answers.
Two words - NEVER AGAIN!!!