Humour For The Ladies

[luvmylittlefatcat]

A couple is lying in bed... The man says, "I am going to make you the
happiest woman in the world"

The woman says, "I'll miss you..."
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds mpter he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What
setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...

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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out
of the shower,

"Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the
lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to
you really badly.

She said - Well, you succeeded.
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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I
sit on the sofa and fart.
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He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave
you?

She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor.
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th
wedding anniversary.

On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because
they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a very
special wish.

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.

Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!

Gotta love that fairy!
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>AND THE BEST ONE YET...
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>A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:
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> * She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
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> * Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
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> * Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
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> * Her boyReviewiend is on the cover of Playgirl.
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> * And her husband is on the back of the milk carton
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RG