Hunting

[MiXxeD]

A fellow Reviewom Saskatchewan went duck hunting, and while climbing over a fence his gun discharged shooting him in his private parts. Hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by a doctor.

“Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin. There was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."

"And the bad news?" asked the hunter. "The bad news is there was extensive buckshot damageto your penis leaving a number of holes in it. I will be referring you to my sister."

"Thank you doctor. That doesn’t sound too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"

"No," answered the doctor. "No, she’s definitely not a plastic surgeon, but I know she can help you.. My sister is a professional musician.
She plays Flute in the Regina Symphony Orchestra. She's can teach you where to put your fingers, so you won't be pissing in your eye.”