I Am Tony Soprano

[Abuhurairah]

Stopped by this afternoon at my favorite EBC place Red Bird or Shoe or Slipper or whatever the hell its called, and was offered a new MPA, Mary. I don't know about other massageplanet.netS but I always like to try a Newbie, if you know what I mean.

Mary is quite tall for an Oriental, nice natural boobs and a natural landing strip - further evidence of being new in the business. Could hardly speak any English (her not me) maybe 10 words......hello........honey..........sex (to which I answered MALE)....forty.............one-twenty............thank............bye

Mary had an unusual massage technique. While on my stomach, she would grab the marbles and pull.......ouch........and she kept doing that.

Now I've had the cvrown jewels rubbed, massaged, tickled, licked, caressed and whatever, but never pulled back like this. In some masochistic way, I was sort of enjoying it. However, while singing a tune on the way out, I ciuld tell I was hitting high notes I could never reach before.

In the words of Gilles Duceppe " SAC LES DEUX BLUE"

BackRub Soprano

 

[Whoaaa33]

Really enjoyed your review. you are a natural comedian. Couldn't contain my laughter at my workstation and had people wondering if I was nuts.

 

[jflmt]

You then may enjoy my post re Vietnamese language June 17

 

[ariellee.]

Yes, Buzzard, enjoyed that one too. Not as much as this one. The humour is more subtle here and that Gille Duceppe quote was hilarious.