I bought Angela a Ring

[Ursus]

I was at an Auction yesterday and I saw a beautiful lady's ring up for bidding. I bid on it, not thinking I was going to win it, and by chance I ended up being the winning bidder in the end.

Next time I see her, I will give it to her. It's very nice acutally. It has one large Gem stone in the middle and matching Gems on both sides of the ring. It looks to be worth about $1500 - $2000, although I am not a certified appraiser by any sort.

Auctions are wonderful places.

 

[That Metal Guy]

I was at an Auction yesterday and I saw a beautiful lady's ring up for bidding. I bid on it, not thinking I was going to win it, and by chance I ended up being the winning bidder in the end.

Next time I see her, I will give it to her. It's very nice acutally. It has one large Gem stone in the middle and matching Gems on both sides of the ring. It looks to be worth about $1500 - $2000, although I am not a certified appraiser by any sort.

Auctions are wonderful places.

Seek professional help STAT

 

[Ursus]

What does STAT stand for?

 

[Foreigner]

What does STAT stand for?

Short for statutory. He thinks you need to see much younger hookers, hence the suggestion for seeking “professional help”.

 

[Barney_B]

I was at an Auction yesterday and I saw a beautiful lady's ring up for bidding. I bid on it, not thinking I was going to win it, and by chance I ended up being the winning bidder in the end.

Next time I see her, I will give it to her. It's very nice acutally. It has one large Gem stone in the middle and matching Gems on both sides of the ring. It looks to be worth about $1500 - $2000, although I am not a certified appraiser by any sort.

Auctions are wonderful places.

You have zero luck with these Asians. You married a bitch. Lost you love, Sweet Alice. And have an unhealthy relationship, Angela.

You know, I did 2 of the 3 above. Not a fan a Angela.

 

[Hangdai]

Seek professional help STAT

Answer: Stat, used as a directive to medical personnel during in an emergency situation, is from the Latin word statim, which means “instantly” or “immediately.”

 

[therealcole]

I was at an Auction yesterday and I saw a beautiful lady's ring up for bidding. I bid on it, not thinking I was going to win it, and by chance I ended up being the winning bidder in the end.

Next time I see her, I will give it to her. It's very nice acutally. It has one large Gem stone in the middle and matching Gems on both sides of the ring. It looks to be worth about $1500 - $2000, although I am not a certified appraiser by any sort.

Auctions are wonderful places.

I have never heard of a cock ring with a gem stone. I guess that since you are a dick head that you must wear it around your neck?

 

[That Metal Guy]

What does STAT stand for?

Sooner Then Already There.

 

[cupcrazy]

why don't you flip the ring to he "Cash Man" Russel Oliver. You will have money to pay for Sweet Alice or Angela or whichever MILF you are into.

 

[IronBoss]

TOSSER.

 

[Ursus]

What does TOSSER mean?

 

[Ursus]

You have zero luck with these Asians. You married a bitch. Lost you love, Sweet Alice. And have an unhealthy relationship, Angela.

You know, I did 2 of the 3 above. Not a fan a Angela.

1. All women are bitches.
2. I didnt lose Sweet Alice - never had her in the first place
3. Angela and I are fine - she is a PITA and she knows it.

 

[Ursus]

I had the ring appraised today by 2 jewelry shops.

First shop said it is worth $1700 - $1800.
Second shop said it is worth $2000.

Pretty good for an auction win that cost me only $100.

 

[Ursus]

why don't you flip the ring to he "Cash Man" Russel Oliver. You will have money to pay for Sweet Alice or Angela or whichever MILF you are into.

Angela is no MILF. She isnt young anymore, but not a MILF by far.

 

[cupcrazy]

Angela is no MILF. She isnt young anymore, but not a MILF by far.

I stand to be corrected. Do you consider Sweet Alice a milf?

 

[Ursus]

I stand to be corrected. Do you consider Sweet Alice a milf?

More like a slightly older Sister.

 

[therealcole]

More like a slightly older Sister.

You must be in your 40's then because she is too long in the tooth.

 

[Barney_B]

I had the ring appraised today by 2 jewelry shops.

First shop said it is worth $1700 - $1800.
Second shop said it is worth $2000.

Pretty good for an auction win that cost me only $100.

So let's say the appraisals are correct. Are you rely thinking of giving this ring to Angela who you refer to as a lying bitch?

 

[Ursus]

So let's say the appraisals are correct. Are you rely thinking of giving this ring to Angela who you refer to as a lying bitch?

Yes. Angela is a lying Bitch. And I will still give her the ring.

Nothing wrong with that.

My Dad is an alcoholic. I still buy him gifts.

 

[cupcrazy]

Yes. Angela is a lying Bitch. And I will still give her the ring.

Nothing wrong with that.

My Dad is an alcoholic. I still buy him gifts.

that's different you are related to your dad. On the other hand, Angela is just there to make her customers happy.