I can't help myself, but I have fallen in love with...

[insider]

my right hand.

I know it's wrong, but I can't help myself.

It's always been there when I needed it. Even when it's tired, it always delivers a fantastic release.....it always seems to know the right pressure and speed...to bring out the best finish. It sometimes gives me a GFE and other times it's a PSE with the use of moisturizer......but the best thing about my right hand is that it never asks for a tip....the service and reliability is out of this world.....with min cost. I just can't help falling in love with it.

my left hand can go screw itself....it always seems to betray me by cheating me out of time and the release....It plays mind games with me b/c I always think of someone else when I am with my left hand....

 

[a.s.a.p.]

The same thing happened to me.. and you would not belive how jealous the left hand was... Now I have to let them tag team me.

 

[The Beckster]

Being ambidextrous has it's advantages.

I just let Mr. Right do battle with Mr. Left to be supreme master of my domain.

 

[Insignia]

You must use both even if one does a better job. After all this is Canada!!

V12

 

[GeeCee]

I have to admit that I love my left hand a little bit more than the right... Lefty gives better PM

 

[Truth Hurts]

I love my right hand and I'm sure you'd all appreciate it's refinement as well. I'm secure enough in our love to let it experience and explore life to it's fullest ...

 

[itsme.green]

after a many years, i've finally come to terms with my left hand, my life has changed forever - i've been exploding with ecstacy ever since the joyful reunion

 

[That DK]

I used to always spend time with my right hand but one day I felt a hardness about it. YUP that's right THAT SOB hand must have been 2 timing me because the hardness seems to be a bad case of "handerial callouses". OH THE SHAME!!!

 

[lovelystephanie]

Remember. Duddy Kravitz told us that if you use your left hand, it fells like someone else.

 

[F. Ken Angry]

Remember the old saying: do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing...

 

[Surprise Butt Secks]

Sex with someone you love is never wrong...

 

[noselessman]

...my life's quest is to find an MPA who can mimic my right hand. Now THAT'S what you call a handjob. Happened to me a few times, but not often enough!

 

[KindaNerdy:]]

Last night I had an epiphany. I was scanning the threads and this one " How does one fight against falling in love with your fave MPA?" was followed by "Skanky Pussy: More serious than Al Kay-da". The board has answered the question! And as it turns out those wonderful ladies, who already do so much for us, are developing Skanky Pussy so we will be able to resist falling in love with them. Now that's customer service. What a hobby.

 

[Vincent]

You guys are sick...ewww!!

 

[Pompal 09.]

No.. It would be sick if I accidently bit my nails on Lefty after the deed was done, before washing up.

 

[ddrum]

Accidently?

 

[fgfdgfdgfdg]

Too many guys with too much time!!
What happened to reviews and sharing useful info?

 

[SwimIsAwesome =]]

We're reviewing some of our "first dates"

Some are so old now they probably should retire, and this is why we seek others to complete the task now.