"I Love You Long Time" on STEROIDS...or...Penis in My Throat the Hard Way!!!

[Jacob T]

OK, OK, OK...settle down guys, you'll see what I mean in a minute:

I'm sort of new to the AMP game in that my experience has been sporatic over a few years and I have usually been content to let the lady do her Asian things, TS, TUMA, ACG, CG, etc. with limited GFE and have really enjoyed just being taken care of, fussed over, undressed, dressed, etc.

But, sometimes junior gets a little ahead of himself.

I have seen one lady four times in the last two months and we seem to have a little more than the usual casual connection. The BCD has steadily increased in passion as well as time. I've not seen a review of this lady and since she's older than the standard issue AMPgirl, I figured that she was a sort of assistant mammasan or something since I usually go early on Sunday mornings when there doesn't appear to be much staff around.

Well, today started out like the others and we proceeded along the lines of working each other over, teasing and cutting up a bit and as things got hotter and heavier (really having one hell of a time), out of her mouth pops this little jewel,

"I love you and want to have your babies!"

Now, I realize that sometimes things are lost in translation, but W_T_
F? Junior beat such a hasty retreat that he ripped the prostate loose, tugged my asshole to navel level, bounced off of my liver and wound up so far tucked in that I'd swear he was in my throat (the hard way...LOL). Now, fu*k!!! I'm 62 y/o and the only god I'm remotely built like is Buddah and my throbbing 5" of occasionally malfunctioning manhood hasn't exactly got the ladies lined up around the block, although I do eat a pretty good pussy.

Visions of green card blizzards, a paternity suit, the Korean "mafia," marriage, citizenship for her followed by a complete turnaround in behavior ending in a messy divorce and every other cliche' one can think of in a panic danced through my head (the big one, junior was still seriously hiding out). Perhaps I need to learn to take things more in stride, but I did panic and beat a hasty retreat and don't think I'll be back at that particular spa.

I think I'll go back to the whitebread IP's for my GFE and stick to the original program I had when I go to an AMP. I realize it's a small loss, but have I lost my mind?

And, NO, there was no BBFS in the works at the time.

 

[LD50]

"I Love You Long Time" on STEROIDS...or...Penis in My Throat the Hard Way!!!

I don't really know what to tell you and I'm not one to usually laugh at other's dilemmas but that is some definitively funny shit.

 

[Chandru .]

"I Love You Long Time" on STEROIDS...or...Penis in My Throat the Hard Way!!!

Not unless you believed her and said "yes".

 

[dccgirly1862]

"I Love You Long Time" on STEROIDS...or...Penis in My Throat the Hard Way!!!

Damn that shyt never happens to me lol

 

[Old Mister Happy]

"I Love You Long Time" on STEROIDS...or...Penis in My Throat the Hard Way!!!

LOL- thanks, guys! I knew I could rely on your understanding and compassion...hee hee. It looks like I fell victim to some ambience related "over-sell" during the session. Now that a little more time has passed since this morning, I have finally managed to swallow hard enough so that all organs are presently back in their rightful place. The overraction was probalby misplaced but nonetheless, I think I'll cross that particular spa off of the list. Fortunately, there are several others to choose from, whew!

The reason I was so surprised is this little escapade came totally out of the blue in as far as nothing other than the usual, stock compliments had come from her. Since I'm not Jeff Gordon, I thought it was going from 0 to 60 a little fast for this fatboy. Looks like I'm sort of a clueless bastid. Oh, well, worse things have happened to me but they were waaaay back in the day, thank gawd.

 

[ebears]

"I Love You Long Time" on STEROIDS...or...Penis in My Throat the Hard Way!!!

One of the positive side-benefits of having let my spouse badger me into having a vasectomy years ago (after all my kids were well along on their ways and healthy) is that I don't have to think about that sh1t when I'm active in the hobby - no matter what. Of course, my spouse and I haven't had sex in years and my vasectomy didn't affect that, but I'm still glad I had it. I have experienced having a condom break while hobbying and it was a relief to not need to be concerned about a pregnancy.

By the way, getting a vasectomy is really no big deal. I did mine on a Friday, took it easy over the weekend, and was good to go on Monday. A couple of weeks later and a few O's to clear out the pipes and - voila !! - no more babies - ever.

Think about it.

TG

 

[7th Kai]

"I Love You Long Time" on STEROIDS...or...Penis in My Throat the Hard Way!!!

Sorry, but that is some funny shit!

These girls are unpredictable, if nothing else.

K.

 

[MattM]

"I Love You Long Time" on STEROIDS...or...Penis in My Throat the Hard Way!!!

RC:

Sorry to hear that happened to you. It sounds like you both were feeling a special connection. I find that makes the other activities even better. Is there a chance that this was a case of misunderstanding, ill-chosen words, or an ill-chosen English language expression in trying to boost your ego ?? Maybe she wasn't serious - only you could know or guess on that. Maybe by "have your babies" she just meant passionate, authentic sex. I would think any of these ladies with any experience would know that those of us beyond a certain age have no interest in being parents of young children at this seforum.xxxe of our lives.

If you really were enjoying this lady (enough to try again) and it sounds like you were, maybe you should give it another shot with her. Take your own condoms (I do anyway, because I know what I like). This will address any concerns in your mind about anyone having messed with the condom. If you two had begun to have a feeling of closeness, tell her you think she's great but you're not interested in having a committed relationship with anyone at all. She could be feeling really weird about what happened as well.

You two could find a happy medium with friendship and great sex.

TG (Your Hobby Relationship Adviser)

Sheesh, I sound like a woman. Where do I mail my "man card" ??

 

[May flower]

"I Love You Long Time" on STEROIDS...or...Penis in My Throat the Hard Way!!!

But lest we never forget that money is somehow at the root of all of it.

 

[nicki_baby]

"I Love You Long Time" on STEROIDS...or...Penis in My Throat the Hard Way!!!

I'm thinking it was maybe her way of seeing if you wanted bbfs?

But it is funny as shit, can't think of a better way to make the turtle jump back into it's shell.

 

[Popcorn]

"I Love You Long Time" on STEROIDS...or...Penis in My Throat the Hard Way!!!

Some AMP girls add that line for cun. Take it as a compliment and have fun!

 

[Pompal 09.]

"I Love You Long Time" on STEROIDS...or...Penis in My Throat the Hard Way!!!

The times I have heard that, and the context, have led me to believe that it is a code phrase for BBFS, and is used by those with limited engrish. Those that have convinced me they were serious about marriage have usually started out by giving me their phone number, actually answering it when I called, and seeing me outside of the amps that they worked at. Just like with a "real" relationship with a stripper, you start to date them just like a civilian, and it becomes just like conventional dating. Well, it has always worked that way for me. They usually disappoint me in that they have so much wildness in their business that in "real" life they like to dress in sweats and do boring and conventional things. It is rare you will find a girl in this business that is wild like I dream of, although it does happen.
P.S. I never accept the BBFS, because I don't want to get anyone pregnant, nor pass anything along to the next lovely lady.

 

[swallow]

"I Love You Long Time" on STEROIDS...or...Penis in My Throat the Hard Way!!!

I have wondered a few times, if it was to break the train of thought so that climax could be delayed, or some type of power play.

 

[Tyagi G]

"I Love You Long Time" on STEROIDS...or...Penis in My Throat the Hard Way!!!

Thanks, men, for all of the replies. It has given me a little more rounded outlook on Sunday's little event.

Hmmm, I'm glad (I think) that this is not that unusual of an occurrance. It is a relief to find out that I'm not the only one who has heard those "magic" words. Since I'm a relative newb at dealing with Asian ladies, I don't have much of a clue as to how they operate. However, it sounds more like the usual hobby thing, tell the guys what you think they would like to hear, inflate their egos, extract money, wash up, and repeat. But, they sure do it differently than the western ladies, LOL! I suppose they rely on that and use the real or percieved language barrier to whatever advaneforum.xxxe they can as well. I guess some of the more over the top things just come with the territory. But, it's still fantasy-land and I'm good with that and will keep my guard up.

 

[jessica deanna saucedo]

"I Love You Long Time" on STEROIDS...or...Penis in My Throat the Hard Way!!!

As for being "serious about marriage," I have dozens of numbers and answered calls and hours of OTC over the years but I have yet to find one that is truly serious about marriage....of course, I'm not serious about marriage either, so it all works out. lol But 99% of the time, it's just about hanging out and them having a chance of some "real" everyday normal interaction outside of the spa on an off day. That's probably why you're disappointed in the sweats and no makeup and things like going to dinner or a movie or the grocery store.

 

[kitty tabitha needs a hug]

"I Love You Long Time" on STEROIDS...or...Penis in My Throat the Hard Way!!!

Have to agree with 7th here. The times that I've spent OTC with these beautiful girls/ladies has been really great. But the one thing that strikes me when I do, is that they are really quite conservative in their personal lives.

The subdued dress, quiet dinner, movies, or just laying around watching TV or a movie at home is completely opposite from their daily grind (pun intended) at the AMP's. But nevertheless, it is always a welcome respite for them. I can't tell you how many times I've heard "This is me! The other is my job. I do it because that's what the customers want".

If you ever have the chance to spend some OTC time, and I'm not talking about paying for their time away from the AMP, I'm talking about some real OTC time, take the opportunity, but be prepared for some very different interaction with your favorite lady. It really is quite enjoyable. Not saying there is no wild sex, but it's a whole 'nother ballgame.

One other short anecdote - I remember going to dinner with my indy ATF one time. She was dressed to the nines, but very conservatively so. I made the comment that she looked like a very sexy and successful business woman; she looked at me with an expression like, duh! and she says "I am a business woman!" Truer words were never spoken. That really brought it home for me.

Damn I love these girls!

K.

 

[Yikes!]

"I Love You Long Time" on STEROIDS...or...Penis in My Throat the Hard Way!!!

Ultimately it's about the coin, she is a master of the oldest profession the world has known, and we all enjoy it!

 

[Nawwhhs]

"I Love You Long Time" on STEROIDS...or...Penis in My Throat the Hard Way!!!

Hugo, truer words never spoken. As long as one realizes it's about the money and doesn't lose that perspective, it's all good.

 

[L B]

"I Love You Long Time" on STEROIDS...or...Penis in My Throat the Hard Way!!!

You guys are right, of course. I guess before I ever met and dated any I idolized or fantasized about the kind of wild otc time I wanted, so when they acted like regular people and wore conservative clothes, it was boring to me. However, I was able to leverage the experience and found that civilian girls who were intrigued by the fantasy themselves would do all sorts of wild shit thinking that is what I was used to doing with amp girls and strippers! Believe it or not, I have found it is easier to take civilian girls to topless beaches and get them to show off than amp girls, who have very conservative attitudes about being seen semi naked in public.

 

[Polexia owns your SOUL]

"I Love You Long Time" on STEROIDS...or...Penis in My Throat the Hard Way!!!

YOW! The "M" word - kind of what sent junior on his expedition into my upper innards.

The "idea" of a less "Modern American Liberated Princess" as a mate, I suppose, is some of what they're selling, correct?