I must be more P.C.

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Being politically correct about the opposite sex:

He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPSHe does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.