I have never had a massage, and I think that I really need one. I am a guy, and there is no way that I am going to have some guy give me a massage. On the other hand, I am 100% positive that when I do get a massage from a female, that I will get an erection. That is the main reason that I don't get a massage. What happens if the massager notices my woody? Do they get offended and kick me out? Will they assume that I came there for a happy ending and kick me out? I guess I would not mind a happy ending, but that is not the reason to get a massage? Do massagers actually give happy endings?