I think I want to try an AMP

[Brother Jonathan]

I'm home from school for the summer. I've read the stickies above. Here's what I get out of it.

1. Knock on the door, ring the bell, etc...MammaSan will ask "what you want?" I should reply with something like "body wash". She will ask if I've been there before. I should say "Yes". Then she'll ask who I saw. I should answer with a name of a girl who is no longer there and then act dissappointed. Then I should ask who is available....

But what if I want to see a particular girl I read about on here? Do I just ask for her at this point?

Does MammaSan answer the door or is it the girl? How does it work in Dallas?

2. So I get inside and pay the house fee, and meet the girl. The girl leads me to some room. I'm nice, all smiles, etc... Tell her I want a body wash/shampoo. In the dallas amps do I pay the girl or do I pay when I first enter? I know that when the girl leaves I put the tip on the table where she can see it. But if I pay when I first come in, does the girl still leave (to take the money) when I tell her what I want so that I have time to place the tip in view when she gets back? So during the body wash/shampoo I "play with her" so she gets the message that I want more. When the wash/shampoo is over she'll ask if I want anything else. I should say something like "I want it all", or "I want everything".



Is this correct for the Dallas amps?

Who and what AMP would be good for someone new to AMPs?


Thank you,
J

 

[jesssiccaah]

I am not sure how others really do it. But I just give the money up front $140 for 30 mins or $200 for an hour, after choosing the girl I want. I have been going off and on for almost 10 years and that has never failed me.

 

[ATV HOPEFUL I]

http://www.massageplanet.net/showthread.php?t=79960

 

[Nude]

Yes, I know. I stated that I had read the stickies at the top. I just want to make sure I understand everything correctly, and the logistics of the Dallas amps specifically.

 

[sarah c]

don't over think it...it's not rocket surgery. and all amps are a little different, as are the girls. if you can get up the courage to just ring the bell you'll probably be fine.

some amps mamasan answers the door, others one of the girls will answer. just depends.

mamasan won't ask what you want...don't say something stupid like 'i want a body wash'. they know why you're there.

different girls handle it differently. some want all the money up front, some don't. just depends. she will let you know.

if you're there to see a particular girl, just ask for her. it's that simple.

don't lie if you've never been there before. they will know you're lying. just say it's your first time there. but you could lie and say you've been to other amps.

yes, the girl will leave at some point. don't worry about it. she will come back.

just go and review back here and we'll tell you if you did anything wrong.

7th or Jade would both be good for a beginner. and whatever you do, DO NOT go see cindy at jade first. you may never get over the experience.

JPdM

p.s. and don't spend all your tuition money there.

 

[Hallwoman]

Also, make sure you're at least 21 and have an ID to prove it.

 

[HUMAN]

don't over think it...it's not rocket surgery.



HA HA, just love this comment. So funny !

 

[Walter XI JPA]

Go see Lilly at 7th she will take good care of you.

 

[HELP!]

Do I need to bring anything, like a wrapper? Or is that provided?

 

[kitty tabitha needs a hug]

All you need to bring is cash.

 

[Jim W]

If I go into a place and ask for a specific girl will they ask how I know her? I know NOT to respond by saying I read it on the internet. If I say a friend, and have to provide a friend's name, then what?

What if the girl I ask for is busy and I start naming two or three that I want to see? Going down a list until I find one that's not busy? Or should I just take one they give me? I don't want to get stuck with a fuddy duddy girl!

 

[8 In the corner]

just get in your van, leave the river, and go to an amp. geez...

JPdM

 

[ohbrother]

Duuude - you are thinking waaaay too much. Just go in the daam door and the rest will take care of itself.

 

[PUNTER]

Yea just ring the bell and have fun! We were all 1st timers and look at us now!

 

[zeureeka]

You are over-thinking this way too much.

ALWAYS BE HONEST - never try to bluff your way through this!

Call ahead and make an appointment with the girl you've decided upon. You could also just show up and ask for a "line up". All the available girls will come out into the hallway and you pick the one you find the most appealing.

Don't volunteer any information. Answer only what is asked of you. Keep your answers short.

They will probably just ask if you've been there before. Answer no.

The girl might ask you how you found out about her. I don't think you'll get in trouble by saying you heard about her here. They all know about this site.

Don't ask for a massage. Don't ask for sex. She will probably ask if you want a table shower, answer yes.

She'll ask how long you want to stay, then she'll tell her what the house fee is. Give her the house fee plus tip. She will count it and maybe give you back the tip. Don't worry if she does, place it on the night stand.

She will leave the room with the money and come back in a few minutes. Get undressed, and lie down on the table.

Relax and let nature take its course from there. Good Luck!

 

[Sax Man]

Sometimes it is worth it to take one for the team, and the second time there they will already know how you treated the last girl.
Breath or you will pass out, don't over think it, don't spend all your money that is supposted to go for school.

 

[Orchid Quynh Lan]

Clutch - that is great advice. I would always recommend that 1st timers call ahead for one of the highly rated girls. That way when you get there, you can just say "I'm here to see" and they lead you right in.

 

[LadyCatherine]

Jackster,

You've gotten some great advice here!

Most of the AMP veterans here didn't have these boards for info before taking the first plunge.

Stick with the well reviewed girls. Like was said before, they know why you're there. They'll take the lead. After it's over, you'll wonder what all the fuss was about.

Maybe you've already taken the plunge, maybe not.

That being said - you seem like a nice enough guy; cautious and trying to stack the odds in your favor.

I don't this for just anyone, but here's what I'll do.

Pay me the 200 and I'll take the session for you; hell, I'll even let you pick the AMP and the girl. When I'm done, I'll give you a first person account of everything that happened. Now if that doesn't allay any concerns you have, I really don't know what will.

Seriously though, you're not the first guy to do this and to feel like this. The first time is the worst; after that it's all down hill.

Like JP said, quit jacking off in your van and pull into the parking lot; you'll be glad you did.

It's an amazing world. Trust me, you may never go back to whatever it is you're doing now.

Good lick.

K.

 

[comodoro]

Dude, you are trying to over-Einstein this thing. Like the Nike commercial says... "just do it." I've never walked out of an AMP feeling less than satisfied, & the biggest hassle I ever got was asking to see my business card to insure I wasn't LE.

 

[Loogle]

dude to be honest i never had to say anything if they ask if i have been there before which i havnt i just say " no but i have been to other places" they assume another amp. after that just follow her and that is it. i have never had to really say anything i go there get the job done and thats it bro. if anything put ur money on the little table so she can see.