Ignore button

[Bob the Knob]

With another recent outbreak of confusing bullshit posts about who's who and who's going to get outed etc,
I have finally decided the ignore feature will be used in my future time on this site.

My head is spinning with posts from new members that defy any normal conversations when it comes to the English language.

Excessive posts from some members have also finally wore me down, as I find the humour, info and other dribble seemingly non stop trash.

So the list begins. I won't mention names. But the count is at two right now, sure to grow I am afraid.

I suppose this will reduce my time on here since I won't have to sort through the crap that fills these threads. But hopefully what I do surf through will be more entertaining than what has been here lately

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Excessive posts from some members have also finally wore me down, as I find the humour, info and other dribble seemingly non stop trash.

So the list begins. I won't mention names. But the count is at two right now, sure to grow I am afraid.

Only two? I think I'm up to 10 already.

I presume you mean long term members.

AS I've said to new or long term members: if you think my humour ruins the reviews, or think I'm hiding something (which, of course for privacy reasons is partly true), then put me on ignore.

If you think Bob exaggerates or is full of b.s.; don't pick a fight or threaten him. Feel free to put him on ignore.

I can't speak for Bob....but you sure won't hurt my feelings putting me on ignore.

 

[Old Fart]

Me thinks Bob does not like our humour Maestro

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Yeah...I'd ask him. But, I think I'm one of the two people he's put on ignore.

Too bad....I had some real good knock, knock jokes.

 

[Old Fart]

Yeah...I'd ask him. But, I think I'm one of the two people he's put on ignore.

Too bad....I had some real good knock, knock jokes.

I'm probably the other one. But if it really is you, he's gotta have about , no?
You know the banana/orange knock knock joke?

 

[Knead Me]

I just found my ignore button and love it. Now we can give peace a chance.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

I just found my ignore button and love it. Now we can give peace a chance.

I think that's what Johnny Lennon was sayin' "Give Peace a Chance!"

If he were alive today, he might say: "Learn to find your ignore button!!!"

 

[michael garrett]

Me thinks Bob does not like our humour Maestro

no one does...how many times do you have to be told

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

no one does...how many times do you have to be told

Oh...that hurts...I guess I haven't been reading how unfunny I am. I will try harder.

Thanks Michael for setting me straight.

I will go back to Comedy school and start my courses all over again.

Or maybe...I will go to argument school and learn to be extra sensitive and lash out at everyone when they wound my ego. That seems to be popular on this planet.

I better go the Ego school first. I'm not sure I have one of those.

 

[Rubmegood]

Or maybe...I will go to argument school and learn to be extra sensitive and lash out at everyone when they wound my ego.

OOooo! Let me put some burn ointment on that...

Yea- I understand your motives, Maestro- you're just trying to break up the fights on here with a little humour. I agree, put on your raincoat and let it slide off your back. There's gonna be idiot trolls on here that just want to start a fight so don't fall for them. Stay on track, ie: stay on topic with reviews. If the trolls persist, put them on "ignore".

P.S. Maestro: a little goes a long way so I agree with BTK to a certain extent... sorry.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Exactly, the humour is to break up fights and to hold a mirror up.

My humour isn't funny when people don't like the mirror held up.

I deliberately joke about things that people like to openly say they do at these massage studios/parlours. Things that shouldn't be excepted as a good idea...example: bare back blow jobs.

So if someone wants to tell me they got one, I'm going to hold the mirror up to say: is that really a good thing to be saying that on here.

And we keep telling these newbies that they should ask their escort questions on caf...but I and they wind up reading about the sexual escapades of different members, here...on Massage Planet.

So...yeah..part of my personality...is humour...maybe too much. People can either live with it, or they can't. Ignore away.

But...talking about one's sexual escapades, multiple times on one trip...could maybe be a little too much, as well. But...I can live with it. I don't need to start a thread, saying I have, or I'm going to start ignoring them.
I value Bob, what he has to contribute, because...up until now, he avoids conflict.

If he's tired of Massage Planet, then he just needs to move on out the door...not slam the door on someone's face as he walking out.

 

[Bob the Knob]

The Ignore button has eliminated multiple useless posts from various threads and now I can read more meaningful stuff.

Loving it so far

 

[Old Fart]

I don't care about the "useless" posts as much as the fact people cannot disagree with one another without being insulting.

 

[CU4FUN]

I don't care about the "useless" posts as much as the fact people cannot disagree with one another without being insulting.

That what's make us humans every one is a different individual and that make life spicy (The trill of the hunt) no two female or males have the same chemistry or attractions