I'm In Pattaya, Will Hit Phuket Tomorrow

[Jizzflakes Jr.]

Wow, Pattaya IS in-your-face with the girls. Too many, but also many dogs I hate to say. Also, this place is so dirty. I'm blowing dirt chunks from my nose, yuk! Almost got hit a couple 'o times from these minibuses and motorbikes. Even more scary are some farangs on motorbikes, esp w/the rice rockets.

Man, this place is like it's out of a Hollywood movie set. They're all actors/actresses and get paid to perform. There's just no directors.

I can't wait to hit Phuket. I hope the air is cleaner there. I'll hit MTB and say hi, to Nicke. Yo, Nicke, I'll see you on the 3rd or 4th at least.

As for my mongering reports, not very good luck here. First night had a freelancer who was very cute but I didn't like her "friend" that she insisted on coming along. I kept getting spooked that maybe she was previously a he, but was all completed with "it's" operations. Maybe I'm just paranoid.

The next girl was on the frickin rag and didn't tell me. Then I couldn't even play with her. She was from Kitten Club. They do have a lot of lookers though. She was a super cutie though.

Next girl I really wanted was only here 6 days, zero English, 10/10 looks/body, but wanted 1500 ST/2hours! Only 19 too. OUCH! I wanted her but passed due to price and lack of experience. Was that wise choice? Hmm, maybe I'll try her again. Now if only I could remember which agogo she was at?!

Girl 3 was OK, but split early on me despite our LT agreement. Of course, these girls aren't dying to be with us or me, so I can't blame them. She was from the Paris Agogo. I still paid her the agreed price. What a softie I guess.

Well, I know some of you looking forward to some reports so there it is.

Oh, and I'm staying at the Roof Garden Inn. Not the poshest of places but the staff is awesome and helpful. I highly recommend if you're on a budget. Its good for first timers because of their assistance and how they make you feel comfortable, esp. about bringing girls back to the room. No big deals and nice to the girls even with ID checks.