Reynosa is a good temporary substitute for Nuevo Laredo until the curfew is lifted. And I can personally vouch for that shit. I know this is suppose to be a Nuevo thread but I am going to give you guys a lil' Reynosa review since this thread concerns the Nuevo curfew.
As we all know there is now a fuckin curfew in Nuevo Laredo. I had a few extra bucks to blow and wanted to go to Nuevo Laredo this weekend but decided not to due to the curfew. So, I decided to go to Reynosa instead. I had long been curious about Reynosa. Let me start by saying this was my first time in Reynosa, and in McAllen. McAllen and Reynosa and the whole Rio Grande Valley is pretty nice at least what I saw of it was.
There is a Boys Town in Reynosa and it appeared to be pretty busy from what I saw. I think it is busier than Nuevo is presently. There are three main clubs upfront as you enter Boys Town: Lipstick, Pussycats, and Tropicana.
I went to Lipstick and Tropicana. Lipstick is the bomb and Tropicana is a piece of shit. I did not get to go to Pussycats but I have a feeling that it would be pretty decent as well. I heard from others that it is good. I talked with a guy that worked security there and he said that Lipstick and Pussycat's is owned by the same proprietor and thery are the two best bars in town.
The other good news is that they have door girls in Reynosa Boys Town. Unlike Piedras Negras that I went to a few months back which did not appear to have any puerta putas (door bitches). I actually took two door girls. I started the evening with drinks at Lipstick watching the excellent topless dancing, some actually get totally nude. There were a lot of girls, beautiful girls, I mean fuckin drop dead gorgeous tens. Many of the girls were from Monterrey and elsewhere. Then with my dick on hard and not wanting to spend the one hundred or one hundred fifty that the girls were asking at Lipstick I proceeded to check out the door girls. I took one for the ususal fare twenty dollars for 20 minutes fucky sucky and it was pretty decent. I then had tacos at a taco stand up front. I do not know the name of the taco place. It was behind Pussycats. It was basically the same bullshit as Don Luis in Nuevo by Papagayos. However, Don Luis is much better. I like Don Luis tacos much better. I think they are better quality. But the tacos were decent and tasty fajita tacos. After consuming four tacos and a coke, I was going to check out Pussycats but they were already closed. Oh yea, I forgot to mention I had real fuckin late start. I did not arrive in the Zona until 3:30 am.
So, I went to Tropicana which sucked. A small dive mexican bar with floor show. Only a few girls and only a few patrons. The girls were not very attracti ve at all and this is one of those places where the girls really hustle you to buy them drinks. The girl drinks are five bucks too expensive for a piece of shit place with ugly bitches. Anyway, I had one drink watched a little bit of the floor show, got sucked in to buying a drink for two different ho's and then got the fuck out of that place. I went back to the door gals and got another twenty dollar ho to make me holla. It was allright. She was not as good as the first girl but she was allright. About as good as can be expected with a door bitch. I mean what the fuck do you expect for twenty duckets, perfection ??
Anyway, I then went to a place that is just a straight bar between Pussycats and the taco place. No girls, just drinking and a juke box. A small comfortable place with a lot of good cold A-C. It reminded me of the dollar drink place in Nuevo Boys Town. Nicer decor and AC but same concept just a good place to wet your whiskers. I just had one plain coke at this bar place. I do not know the name. Then I caught a ghost (taxi) back to Tejas. Basically, all in all Nuevo is better, But if you want to try something different or go somewhere that does not have a curfew, I would recommend Reynosa. If you have never been it is worth going just to check it out at least once and it is worth going just to go to Lipstick. Trust me Lipstick is a bad ass place and you have never been anywheres like it because I ain't and I have been a lot of places. It is a very nice place very upscale like a very upscale gentlemans club that you would see in the U.S. except the girls are all fine ass gorgeous Monterrey women and you can actually fuck them unlike the tittie bars in America. America is fucked up. Anyway, I will tell you more details about Lipstick later. Aak me about the bitchin shower action. I am tellin you Lipstick is BADD. It makes Danash look like a bitch (pathetic). That is how good Lipstick is.
Anyone has Reynosa questions, please ask because Pancho happy to answer.
Peace Out Fellow Mongers,
Pancho "Like the Lip
stick Pussy Too Much" Pantera