In the beginning....

[Abbey<3]

How It All Began[/align][/align]

God said "Adam, I want you to do something for me"[/align][/align]Adam said "Gladly Lord, what do you want me to do?"[/align][/align]God said "Go down into that valley"[/align][/align]Adam said "Whats a valley?"[/align][/align]God explained it to him[/align][/align]Then God said "Cross the river"[/align][/align]Adam said "Whats a river?"[/align][/align]God explained that to him and then said "Go over to the hill"[/align][/align]Adam said "What is a hill?"[/align][/align]So God explained to him what a hill was[/align][/align]He told Adam "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave"[/align][/align]Adam said "Whats a cave"[/align][/align]After God explained he said "In the cave you will find a woman"[/align][/align]Adam said "Whats a woman?"[/align][/align]So God explained that to him too[/align][/align]Then God said "I want you to reproduce"[/align][/align]Adam said "How do I do that?"[/align][/align]God first said (under his breathe) "Geez ...."[/align][/align]And then just like everything else, God explained that to Adam as well[/align][/align]So Adam goes down into the valley, across the river and over the hill, into the cave and finds the woman[/align][/align]But in about five minutes he was back[/align][/align]God, his patience wearing thin said angrily "What is it now?"[/align][/align]And Adam said...............................[/align][/align]*[/align][/align]*[/align][/align]*[/align][/align]*[/align][/align](YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS!)[/align][/align][/align][/align][/align]"Whats a headache?" [/align][/align][/align][/align][/align]

 

[Keia]

Ha Ha ......... Good one![sm=rollaugh.gif]

 

[hebbinstabetsy]

Hi there,

THat`s a good one !
Although by todays Evolution I bet most men would teach GOD HOW! looooooooooool


Kleopatra.....................................and her Asp.