In the mood for Swedish

[StephenFox]

massage that is...

Here I was stuck in the middle seat of a full 1hr flight. No big deal, I'll catch up on my sleep. Just be thankful the strike is over and I got on the flight. Then my luck changed as a blonde mid-20 girl sat on the aisle seat to my left.

The plane taxi to the apron then we get this annocement with the backlog of flights we missed our take-off opportunity, as flight doors weren't closed in time. So the plane has to wait on tarmac for 45min.

Sleep or chat was about the only thing we can do as we were buckled into our seat awaiting take-off.

Most opted for sleep as the young swedish blonde and I chose to do. I was bumped several times when she was trying to get comfortable twisting and turning. If it was not for the armrest she would have landed on my lap as she contort in her seat.

She was grabbing her back and shoulder many times with her back to me. I was so tempted to put me hands on her shoulder. The 1st thing jumped into my mind was if she was an MPA, goodtime for a NR. Not a word was spoken between us. Then wham pound from behind back to reality by the little girl behind the passenger on my right. The little girl was hyper and restless from being confined. No big deal gave the kid behind a look and she stopped the banging.

Time seem to stand still as the plane sat motionless. It was beginning to take its tote on most of us especially the little girl behind the passage on my right. The little girl began playing with the window covers, flip-up trays and kicking the seat in front of her. Little girl's mother tried many times in Italian to calm the little girl with little successful. As luck would have it her first name is same as this MPA with same hyper personality...

My daydream ended when wham, from behind the flip-up tray was slammed closed so hard that the female passenger on my right and me were both jerked forward in our seats. So I offered to switch seat with the female passenger on my right, for me to be in front of the little girl and this ended the rub/rub daydream of the Swedish blonde. When the little girl saw my size she was intimidated and kept her peace for remainder of journey.

The Swedish blonde looks like the younger version of Peta Wilson, aka, Nikita except hair ends above shoulders but same exotic swedish accent. A link of Peta Wilson
http://www.askmen.com/women/actress_100/101_peta_wilson.html

 

[Craig]

Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen:

We will be landing very shortly.

Kindly return your flight attendant to the upright position!

 

[MALTENG]

We may experience some turbulence!