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This is supposed to have been taken from a web site for South African Tourism
South Africa.
These questions were posted on a South African Tourist website and answered by the website owner
Q. Does it ever get windy in South Africa ? I have never seen it rain there on TV, so how do plants grow there ? (UK)
A. We import all plants fully grown and then sit round and watch them die.
Q. Will I be able to see elephants in the street ? (USA)
A. Depends how much you’ve been drinking.
Q. I want to walk from Durban to Cape Town - can I follow the railroad Tracks ? (Sweden)
A. Yes it’s only two thousand kilometres - take lots of water.
Q. Is it safe to run around in the bushes in South Africa ? (Sweden)
A. So it’s true what they say about Swedes.
Q. Can you give me some information Koala Bear racing. South Africa ? (USA)
a. Aus-tra-lia is big island in the Pacific. Af-rica is a big triage shape continent south of Europe which does not.. oh! Forget it. Koala Bear Racing is every Tuesday night in Hillbrow. Come naked.
Q. Which direction is north in South Africa ? (USA)
A’ Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get there and we’ll send you the rest of the directions.
Q. Can you send me the Vienna Boys’ Choir schedule ? (USA)
A. Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is, oh! forget it. Sure the Vienna Boys’ plays every Tuesday night in Hillbrow. straight after the Koala Bear races. Come naked.
Q. Do you have perfume In south Africa ? (France)
A. No. We don’t stink.
Q. I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in South Africa ? (USA)
A. Anywhere that significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q. Can you tell me the regions in South Africa where the female population is smaller that the male population. (Italy)
A. Yes. Gay night clubs.
Q. Do you celebrate Christmas in South Africa. (France)
A. Only at Christmas.
Q. Are there any supermarkets in Cape Town and is milk available all the year round ? (Germany)
A.. No we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter-gathers. Milk is illegal.
Q. Please send me a list of all doctors in South Africa who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A. Rattlesnakes live in A-mer-i-ca which is where you come from. all South Africa are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
Q, Will I be able to speek English in most places I go ? (USA)
A. Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
South Africa.
These questions were posted on a South African Tourist website and answered by the website owner
Q. Does it ever get windy in South Africa ? I have never seen it rain there on TV, so how do plants grow there ? (UK)
A. We import all plants fully grown and then sit round and watch them die.
Q. Will I be able to see elephants in the street ? (USA)
A. Depends how much you’ve been drinking.
Q. I want to walk from Durban to Cape Town - can I follow the railroad Tracks ? (Sweden)
A. Yes it’s only two thousand kilometres - take lots of water.
Q. Is it safe to run around in the bushes in South Africa ? (Sweden)
A. So it’s true what they say about Swedes.
Q. Can you give me some information Koala Bear racing. South Africa ? (USA)
a. Aus-tra-lia is big island in the Pacific. Af-rica is a big triage shape continent south of Europe which does not.. oh! Forget it. Koala Bear Racing is every Tuesday night in Hillbrow. Come naked.
Q. Which direction is north in South Africa ? (USA)
A’ Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get there and we’ll send you the rest of the directions.
Q. Can you send me the Vienna Boys’ Choir schedule ? (USA)
A. Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is, oh! forget it. Sure the Vienna Boys’ plays every Tuesday night in Hillbrow. straight after the Koala Bear races. Come naked.
Q. Do you have perfume In south Africa ? (France)
A. No. We don’t stink.
Q. I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in South Africa ? (USA)
A. Anywhere that significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q. Can you tell me the regions in South Africa where the female population is smaller that the male population. (Italy)
A. Yes. Gay night clubs.
Q. Do you celebrate Christmas in South Africa. (France)
A. Only at Christmas.
Q. Are there any supermarkets in Cape Town and is milk available all the year round ? (Germany)
A.. No we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter-gathers. Milk is illegal.
Q. Please send me a list of all doctors in South Africa who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A. Rattlesnakes live in A-mer-i-ca which is where you come from. all South Africa are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
Q, Will I be able to speek English in most places I go ? (USA)
A. Yes, but you will have to learn it first.