Inspired by Red Stiletto: Questions to a Client

[salt and peppy]

Hello Fellow massageplanet.netites:

I enjoyed RS's list of questions to an MPA so much, I thought I'd "reverse" on her, so to speak... and yes, these are actual questions I've been asked... usually during the first session...

1.) do you have a girlfriend/wife ?
(I'm separated)

2.) why don't you have a girlfriend/wife ?
("because")

3.) are you looking for a girlfriend ?
(When Halle Berry knocks on my door, you'll be the first to know)

4.) when you find a girlfriend, will you still come to see me ?
( I was actually hoping to bring her for a 3-some, HE,HE )

5.) is XXXX your real name ?
( is boo-boo kitty f*ck yours? )

6.) who's your favourite MPA at this SPA ?
(oh sh!t)

7.) girl x told me you saw her.... why ?
( oh sh!t squared)

8.) my boyfriend is VERY jealous and doesn't know I do this for a living. Should I tell him ?
(ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha..... check out www.auctionarms.com.... look up GLOCK17, my favourite home defence weapon of all time)

9.) I spent $600 on this guy I'm "sort of" seeing for his birthday... is that enough ?
( my wife and I limited Xmas to a token $100 each... you tell me )

10.) Are you always this pale ?
(well yes, my ancestors came from Scotland.... are you always this dark ???)

Please share your thoughts !

Ciao

 

[meerkat]

Don't really know what your question is, but none of those should be massage parlor small talk! Who the heck wants to know all of that?

If Bob walks in and wants to be "Fred" for the day...hello Fred!
If Fred has a wife at home that won't watch porn, suck him off, or what ever fetish she won't accomidate to, then come on in Fred!
If we have boyfriends and real names what business is that of Fred?
And in our minds, I'd rather you see girl x because if you like her as much as I like her than next time Fred comes in he's got alot of work to be done with his tongue! Fred better practice at home!

just our $0.02

 

[Hina Jamil]

11.) Is that as big as it gets?

12.) Do you always cum so quickly?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Touche!!!

I love seeing both sides of the coin in a thread!

 

[Houyhnhnm]

13.) Oh.... I should be paying you for this massage.
well, whats stopping you from taking me out for dinner?

14.) Would you like to go to the movies with me?
Sure, but I'm not going to wait for a date.

15.) What do you do for a living?
I'm a businessman....
15a.) What kind of business?
Well, this and that (evasive answer)
15b.) Why are you trying to avoid telling me?
Okay, I own a mp and my real name is Paul
15c.) Silence............

 

[Flizbap]

LMAO