Installing Husband 1.0

[FetOxibelenib]

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow-down in overall system performance - particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0. In addition, installation of Husband 1.0 seems to have uninstalled
many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed such other undesirable programs as NFL 5.0, NBA3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed, Desperate

Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command:"http:
IThoughtYou Loved Me.htm" and try to download Tears 6.2, and, don't forget to
install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed,
husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and
Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will automatically download the
Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your
system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot
Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck, Tech Support

 

[Frantastic]

Oh, nice one! With Technical Support:Wife we now have the perfect married couple

http://www.healthypages.net/forum/tm.asp?m=53136

Holistic

 

[krn001]

a-ha! i had a quick look see and didnt find that! this and variations have been going around for about 6 years... lol if i looked hard enough i would probably find upgrading to boyfriend 3.1!!!!

always fun though!

;o)

 

[MichaelInScarborough]

You see I now I know why I havnt married martin

That was great, really liked it!

 

[Kandi Kaine]

I second that motion! (think it's actually M not marrying me cause of the other thread actually, ho hum).

 

[Porcupine]

Just click on the link in my post, or scroll further down this thread. It's there!

Holistic