Insults

[bijywafp]

wanna insult somebody ... use these lines ....

• Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
• Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
• As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
• I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
• At least there's one thing good about your body. It isn't as ugly as your face!
• Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
• Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!
• I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.
• Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
• If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents!
• Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
• Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
• Keep talking; someday you'll say something intelligent!
• Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
• Don't think, it may sprain your brain!
• Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they swing from them.
• He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.
• He has a mind like a steel trap-always closed!
• You are a man of the world-and you know what sad shape the world is in.
• He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
• He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny, it's a miracle!
• He is listed in Who's Who as What's That?
• He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
• He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.
• He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
• How come you're here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!
• He is always lost in thought-it's an unfamiliar territory.

 

[KnoEmmeoiu]

nice post!!!

 

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[techrockstar]

:lmao: What a polite way to get your point across.

Excellent post :cool2:

 

[kjehyursitbiknexg]

@ Masky

He is listed in Who's Who as What's That?
JK

 

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