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My wife told me it was International Womens' Day. She then asked me if I was going to buy her something to celebrate her as the woman in my life.

I told her to Shut the Fuck Up.

I told her I do everything for her everyday and since she does nothing for me, she should remember who is the Better Half in the relationship. That's the way you talk to women. Dont ever put them on a pedestal they dont deserve.
 
I am surprise you two are still married
 
cupcrazy said:
I am surprise you two are still married
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LMAO, do you really think Ursus talks that big to his 'wife' in real life? The only way an ugly, skinny, white bald guy gets the prettiest woman in China is if he licks her asshole every time she takes a shit...
 
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basically, ursus gets in an argument with his mom everyday and comes on here and re-tells the story except substituting his mother for his 'wife'
 
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  47. EMSpa_schedule:
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