Irish Golfer.

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A golfer playing in Ireland hookedhis
drive into the woods. Looking for his ball,
he found a littleLeprechaun flat on his back,
a big bump on his head and the golfer'sball
beside him.

Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle Reviewom
the cart and poured it over the little guy,
revivinghim.

'Arrgh! What happened?' the Leprechaunasked.

'I'm aReviewaid I hit you with my golf ball,' thegolfer says.

'Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square.
Yeget three wishes, so whaddya want?'

'Thank God, you're all right!' the golfer
answers in relief. 'I don't want anything,
I'm just glad you're OK, andI apologize.'

And the golfer walks off.

'What a nice guy,' the Leprechaun says tohimself.

I have to do something for him.I'll givehim
the three things I would want... a great golf game,
all the money heever needs, and a fantastic sex life.'

A year goes by and the golfer is back.
On thesame hole, he again hits a bad drive into
the woods and the Leprechaun is therewaiting for him.

'Twas me that made ye hit the ball here,
' thelittle guy says. 'I just want to ask ye,
how's yer golfgame?'

'My game is fantastic!' the golfer answers.
I'man internationally famous golfer now.'
He adds, 'By the way, it's goodto see you're
all right.'
'Oh, I'm fine now, thank ye. I did that fer yer
golf game, you know. And tell me, how's yer money
situation?'

'Why, it's just wonderful!' the golfer states.
'When I need cash, I just reach in my pocket
and pull out $100 billsI didn't even know were there!'

'I did that fer ye also.' And tell me, how's yersex life?'

The golfer blushes, turns his head away inembarrassment,
and says shyly, 'It's OK.'

C'mon, c'mon now,' urged the Leprechaun,
'I'mwanting to know if I did a good job.
How many times aweek?'

Blushing even more, the golfer looks around thenwhispers,
'Once, sometimes twice a week.'

'What??' responds the Leprechaun in shock.
'That's all? Only once or twice a week?'

'Well,' says the golfer, 'I figure that's notbad for
a Catholic priest in a smallparish.'

 

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