Is he in the MileHigh club now?

[royalmeddy]

http://www.longislandpress.com/2011/05/24/man-arrested-for-masturbating-on-flight/

Man Arrested for Masturbating On Flight

By Jessica Sinclair on May 24th, 2011

Associated Press

Last Thursday, a United flight patron, Kyle Pearce, 25, was arrested for allegedly masturbating on a flight to Denver.
According to The Smoking Gun, he was charged with “obscene and indecent exposure of his person,” and arrested by the FBI.

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The Gawker reported that there was an 18-year-old girl who witnessed the whole thing. In a statement she said that she sat next to a man on a plane who was masturbating and heard a noise, looked over and saw his penis. She went on to say that he ejaculated and got some on the seat before disappearing to the bathroom for a “long time.”
The Smoking Gun reported that a passenger seated directly behind Pearce named Grayson Miller also witnessed the act. He said, “My friend Zach turned to me and said, ‘That man is masturbating and in disbelief, I looked and saw his penis and he was.” Miller said in a statement, “I hit him with my book in the arm, which caused him to stop and leave to the bathroom”.
According to Pearce’s MySpace page, the 25-year-old is a student at Pensacola Junior College and an amateur bull rider. He made a brief appearance Friday in a Denver court where a judge reportedly ordered Pearce held in custody until a preliminary hearing. If Pearce is convicted, he could face a maximum of 90 days in jail as well as a fine of up to $5,000.
This brings even more unwanted attention to United Airlines, who is having a rough month with publicity. Earlier, United Airlines reactivated the retired flight numbers of the two planes that were hijacked by terrorists on Sept. 11, 2001 and crashed. Almost immediately after noticing the numbers, United removed them from the system.
That wasn’t the only thing United suffered harsh criticism over, a new advertisement that went public recently was taken poorly by the public. The United Airlines ad read,”You’re going to like where we land” and was located across the street from ground zero. It has since been removed.

 

[Mae B Jolly]

When you have to do it. You have to do it

 

[eliza]

LOL@ the ad "you'll like where we land" at ground zero....OOPS.......

 

[Patel]

So the dude rubbed one out. Big deal.

It would have been more fun to tease and provoke him for the entire flight rather than get the authorities involved.

 

[DevinL]

No, he doesn't qualify for the MHC...

According to the official rules, in order to qualify, there has to be carnal knowledge with another human being.

http://www.milehighclub.com/about/member.html

 

[Gary Y]

Idiotic for the judge to hold this guy in custody until his preliminary hearing.

 

[spirit]

What's his handle here on massageplanet? :bad:

 

[dickatool]

A later secret report states that several young women on each and every flight masturbate but are never reported by the men on those flights.

 

[Gtry.]

::If they want assistance, I can help :he:

 

[joshua b]

I truly think its really bizarre how many real criminals get away with no punishment while some guy who enjoys masturbating is being held in custody. SOme twisted punishment here...of course, he wasn't too bright to do it in front of others but to punish him...pleaseeeeeeeeeee. Yet do you think he will do it again while being held in custody?

 

[Aymee]

Carrying a concealed weapon?

 

[nivea]

I'm old-fashioned about some things, and I guess this is one of them.

I don't want to live in a world where everyone just feels free to rub one out willy-nilly, wherever they are. I don't want to see women molesting themselves with the cucumbers in the produce section, or men whipping it out and thrusting themselves into the warm apple pie at the bakery. I don't want to have to check for jizz before I sit down in a restaurant. :shock:

If his need was that urgent, the guy on the plane could have gone to the bathroom before he took it out. That was someone's young daughter sitting next to him, I just can't be okay with his behavior. I know 18 is technically an adult, but she's still young. I'm not saying I would be ok with it if it were an older person next to him, but it makes it worse for the Mom in me that the girl was so young.

I do agree the authorities are being harsh. That's what happens these days when you screw around on a plane. He's lucky he's not being charged with some sort of biological attack. :tongue: