>>
>>Do You Hate Your Job Sometimes?:dontknow:
>>
>>When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this.
>>
>>On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
>>thermometer
>>section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &
>>Johnson. Be
>>very sure you get this brand.
>>
>>When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and
>>disconnect the
>>phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable
>>clothing
>>and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the
>>thermometer.
>>
>>Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not
>>become
>>chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins.
>>
>>Take out the literature and read it carefully.
>>
>>You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every
>>Rectal
>>Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested".
>>
>>Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad
>>I do
>>not
>>work in the Thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."
>>
>>HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A
>>JOB
>>THAT
>>IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS.:banghead:
>>