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[trackman]

Don was looking for a little "action." He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her back to his hotel room. Little did he know she was damn near a nymphomaniac.

mpter six times, she was screaming for more. mpter the *eighth* time, Don told her that he needed to slip out for a pack of cigarettes. On the way out, he stopped in the men's room.

He stood in Reviewont of the urinal, unzipped, and felt a moment of panic when he couldn't find his dick. mpter a couple of minutes of "fishing around," he finally said, "Look, it's smpe. She's not here!"