Sissy Smurf
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Wow. Ok, so. Kim’s on 191 looks like they are closed, somy last time out was the AMP around the corner on 248, in which I did write areview. I called them today to see howmany girls were working and she said “two”, which technically, wascorrect. When I got there, I realizedthat her two included herself, the old, not-so-appealing gatekeeper plus thesame woman I had last time; which wasn’t bad, but if I wanted the same ole’thing, I would just stay home J I was hot-to-trot, and I like the place inNazareth because its prices work with what I can grab from the MAC machine withoutsending up any red flags. As I’m drivingaway, I remember that Jade offers ½ hour sessions and that should work withinmy budget. Both times I had been there, were very good. This time…no so much.
I was surprised when I saw a white girl therenamed Katrina…I should have turned and ran away right there, but the little headoverruled. The woman at the salon askedabout a table shower and I told her that I only had time for a 30 minutemassage. We get into the room, I start to undress andshe actually covers up her eyes, like a 3 year old playing pee-a-boo. I think…oh, ok…gotta keep it “legit”…ok, I’llplay. She kept peeking out at me and wouldnot turn around until I was lying on the table. Then, she put about a ¼ of a bottle of baby oil on my back and stayedthere the whole entire time…at one point she started scratching my back whichmade me think, “finally”.
Well, finallynever really came, I realized that I going to have to grab the bull by thehorns here and make something happen. SoI flipped…well….let me tell you, you would have thought that I showed her apicture of dead puppies with their heads cut off or something. She kept saying, “Het, het, het, het, het,het, het” and adverted her eyes while looking for anything to cover me up,which wound up being my boxers! At thatpoint I’m like “Come on! Really?”. Table shower? Good thing I didn’t go for it because I would have been a raving lunaticat .75 per hour!!!! What do they expectme to bring my fucking bathing suit!? Hello!?
I can’t bash Jade, because it’s been a good, solid visitboth times I’ve been there. But thisRussian (sea-hunt), has got to go. Again,Jade is a very good stop, but seriously, stay away while Svetlana is there orgo on her off day.
There’s more embarrassing drama which I wasn’t going toincluded, but I have to be fair. At thevery, very end, I did not help the situation at all…I was so pissed off after shestormed out, that I booked out the backdoor and took off in my car…lol I caved in a few blocks away, turned around,and went back and paid them. I didn’twant that Karma hanging over my head. Ijust told them that I left my wallet in the car. Twat face was a raving lunatic when I cameback in and she made a huge scene..lol It was pretty hysterical! Althoughshe was really pissed me, the owner gave me a really big smile and said, ”Allbig misunderstanding…you good customer”.
Well, this is what our little sandbox is for...sharing information and experiences. Hopefully I can find a reasonably priced, regular spot.
I was surprised when I saw a white girl therenamed Katrina…I should have turned and ran away right there, but the little headoverruled. The woman at the salon askedabout a table shower and I told her that I only had time for a 30 minutemassage. We get into the room, I start to undress andshe actually covers up her eyes, like a 3 year old playing pee-a-boo. I think…oh, ok…gotta keep it “legit”…ok, I’llplay. She kept peeking out at me and wouldnot turn around until I was lying on the table. Then, she put about a ¼ of a bottle of baby oil on my back and stayedthere the whole entire time…at one point she started scratching my back whichmade me think, “finally”.
Well, finallynever really came, I realized that I going to have to grab the bull by thehorns here and make something happen. SoI flipped…well….let me tell you, you would have thought that I showed her apicture of dead puppies with their heads cut off or something. She kept saying, “Het, het, het, het, het,het, het” and adverted her eyes while looking for anything to cover me up,which wound up being my boxers! At thatpoint I’m like “Come on! Really?”. Table shower? Good thing I didn’t go for it because I would have been a raving lunaticat .75 per hour!!!! What do they expectme to bring my fucking bathing suit!? Hello!?
I can’t bash Jade, because it’s been a good, solid visitboth times I’ve been there. But thisRussian (sea-hunt), has got to go. Again,Jade is a very good stop, but seriously, stay away while Svetlana is there orgo on her off day.
There’s more embarrassing drama which I wasn’t going toincluded, but I have to be fair. At thevery, very end, I did not help the situation at all…I was so pissed off after shestormed out, that I booked out the backdoor and took off in my car…lol I caved in a few blocks away, turned around,and went back and paid them. I didn’twant that Karma hanging over my head. Ijust told them that I left my wallet in the car. Twat face was a raving lunatic when I cameback in and she made a huge scene..lol It was pretty hysterical! Althoughshe was really pissed me, the owner gave me a really big smile and said, ”Allbig misunderstanding…you good customer”.
Well, this is what our little sandbox is for...sharing information and experiences. Hopefully I can find a reasonably priced, regular spot.