Jamaican Sandals

[audubano]

A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at goods and such when they passed a small sandal shop.

From inside they heard the shopkeeper in a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop."

So they went in, and he said "I have some special sandals I tink you woudl be interested in... Dey make you wild at sex."

The wife got really interested in buying the sandals, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the "sex god" he was. But he asked the shopkeeper, "How could sandals make you a sexfreak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon. You doan haff to do nutting cept try dem on."

So the husband, after some badgerign from his wife finally gave in and did so. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen for many a year! In the blink of an eye, he grabbed the Jamaican, threw him down on the floor and the Jamaican then began screaming. "You got dem on da wrong feet! Mon, you get dem on the wrong feet!"

 

[Hazzaaaaaaa]

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