Janniffer...WOT

[thecolouramanda]

I thought the ad on CL was nice so I set an appt. for the weekend, as that is when she works.

I phoned cpl hrs ahead to confirm&mamasan asked if I could come over straight away.

When i arrived o/s the bldg I called for the buzzer#& there's no answer!wtf!

Tried again every 5 min. or so&finally someone picked up.she said she's Janniffer,asked where I'm from, as apparently the lovely J doesn;t do Asians.

Anyway, get inside and I'm greeted by a Chinese girl who might've been 19 as advertised.If I've got Snowmonger's conversion table right, 22% of 19 would push her up to 21 or 22.That part is ok.

What's not ok is the pic is not even close.The ad says 34D, which,I thijnk s/b 34C in the photo.In reality she s got B at max.Perky, and some guys would like, but NOT WHAT WAS ADVERTISED.

Add to that the place was a suana,and J had lots of restrictions, i.e. no FK,

no DATY,no BBBJ,

So, I did what we ALL s/do when we re faced with b..ls..t ads, fake pics, B&S,....I WALKED.

She tried to get me to see her friend, but I was outta there.

Da Bookie, if ur rdg this,I think the girl you saw was Kristin, who also adverts on CL, same location, smaller bust but better service.I only talked to K on the ph making the appt.

Disappointing, but you don't know til you go.

 

[DarkMagix]

Is she hot atleast for having so many dont do this, dont do that BS?
haha

 

[Pompal 09.]

You probably didn't see J. She is tiny 4'11"ish, impossibly cute and maybe weighs 90 lb soaking wet; picture is her, I think. Definately not a GFE (no dfk or bbj) but she tried hard in the fs dept. I'd give her L8 A8 S6, the last one write off to being new at this. Repeat, probably yes cuz she's so damn cute.

 

[Cheese is good.]

It was J that I saw,as ht&wt would be approx. what you stated.I dunno if I'd call her "impossibly cute" but that's just my opinion.

If you were satisfied,that's great,I'm of little tolerance when the ads play fast&loose with reality.

 

[ragapple]

Hmmm, so she is a spinner?

And Fatboy, you said she doesn't do asian!?!?! And you don't think she is cute? so what would be your L rating? Thx!

 

[nick102]

L ratings are so very subjective,and,I'll be the first to admit that I wasn't in the best of moods by the time I finally got inside the apt.I'd taken a cab to get there asap,only to get a ringing, unanswered phone.

When someone finally picked up, I had to answer questions about my ethnicity(sp?)So, my patience glass wasn't exactly full.

To try to answer ur question, Woodmouth, I guess I'd give her 5 or 6 but I stress that we could have wide discrepancy from poner to pooner

 

[Lynn Bodoni]

actually adding 22% would push her up to 23 but
if she advertises as 19 then i only add 19% = 22.6.
so 30 yr old stated in the ad, add 30% = 39,
25 yr old in the ad? add 25% = 31
etc.