Japanese vs. American

[madel]

An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ESE are you?" The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean." The American repeated, "What kind of -ESE are you?" Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ESE are you...? Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese. To me all Asians look the same......" The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am Japanese." A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked what kind of '-key' was he. The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-key' am I?!" The Japanese said, "Are you a monkey, donkey or a Yankee?"

Moral: Never insult anyone, if you can't take it back.