Jeff & Jim
Jeff & Jim are siamese twins joined at the hip. They walk into a bar in New York and order 2 beers. The bartender serves them and asks "u guys been on vacation yet?" Jeff says "were off to England next week we go every year" The bartender says "England's great, the culture, history, the queen". Jeff says "we dont go for that sh!t, its the only time Jim gets to drive a car.