Jesus Is Watching You

[suthrngal]

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables.

When a voice in the dark said, Jesus knows you're here.
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and Reviewoze.
When he heard nothing more, mpter a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard
Jesus is watching you.
Revieweaked out, he shinned his light around Reviewantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
Did you say that? he hissed at the parrot.
Yep' the parrot confessed, then squawed, I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.
The burglar relaxed. Warn me huh? Who in the hell are you?
Moses, replied the bird.
Moses? the burglar laughed. What kind of idiots would name their bird Moses? The kind of idiots that would name their rottweiler Jesus.