Review Jlynn in Saddle Ridge NE

[TJustT]

Has anyone have any insight into Jlynn in Saddle Ridge NE? She posts on Kijiji and her ad reads like this:

“Relaxation, deep tissue, trigger point therapy, nerve impingements, muscle strains, scar tissue damage, injury prevention, sports massage, upper neck and back pain , lower back pain and hip pain , lymphatic drainage, bi lateral shoulder pain , head and stress massage

Mobile available”

She had an add previously that mentioned energy balancing and massage.


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[CalgaryPrince]

I saw her about a year ago when she was further south, not an attractive therapist. Undraped was fine for the massage, seemed scattered the whole massage. Massage was only about a 6/10 for me, extras not offered, didn’t repeat.

 

[Albertaman]

I saw her about a year ago when she was further south, not an attractive therapist. Undraped was fine for the massage, seemed scattered the whole massage. Massage was only about a 6/10 for me, extras not offered, didn’t repeat.

Do you fellas actually like extras offered by a therapist that you are not remotely attracted to?


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[CalgaryPrince]

Do you fellas actually like extras offered by a therapist that you are not remotely attracted to?


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I don’t. LG just won’t perform if there is no attraction. If she was attractive and extras weren’t offered I would ask, but I had no desire to get extras from her. Just figured I’d let T know they weren’t offered

 

[TJustT]

Do you fellas actually like extras offered by a therapist that you are not remotely attracted to?


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I wasn’t referring to extras in my post. I guess it’s mostly assumed on this forum.

To reply to the question, I’ve had super hot, I mean 10/10 hot, virtually unattainable women that couldn’t finish me off because of their attitude, personality, desire, and enthusiasm. On the other hand, I’ve had women that were literal zeros and they had the biggest desire to please and it got me every time. Basically, it’s more than looks.

That said, looks help get things started, but the finish is nothing about looks.


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[Albertaman]

I wasn’t referring to extras in my post. I guess it’s mostly assumed on this forum.

To reply to the question, I’ve had super hot, I mean 10/10 hot, virtually unattainable women that couldn’t finish me off because of their attitude, personality, desire, and enthusiasm. On the other hand, I’ve had women that were literal zeros and they had the biggest desire to please and it got me every time. Basically, it’s more than looks.

That said, looks help get things started, but the finish is nothing about looks.


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Totally agree. However, if there is some form of incompatibility, it may be something as subtle as how they smell, or a level of obesity that is a big turn off, I would normally just leave, period, before the massage. If initial sensory feedback is positive then one gets on the table. Within a few minutes, the potential chemistry reveals itself, attitude included. Suspect it is the same for the therapist regarding the client, though they tolerate more because they have to earn their income.

As long as there is no "objection" from the senses, the therapist's desire to please, and the kindness matters most. This is why most of the so called "young hotties", if one is to be found, make for poor massage experiences .. they are too self centred and usually rather boring human beings.




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[SirusJ]

I saw her about a year ago when she was further south, not an attractive therapist. Undraped was fine for the massage, seemed scattered the whole massage. Massage was only about a 6/10 for me, extras not offered, didn’t repeat.

Same experience here. undraped. lots of oil. more of a relaxation rub than anything which I don't mind. She was nice enough, but I also didn't find her attractive. She's got the shovel ass.

 

[TJustT]

I dodged a hellfire of bullets!!!!

Had an appointment booked yesterday for a specific time. Texted on my way over and said I’d be 15 minutes, no answer. Got there, parked in front of another vehicle with some dude sitting in it. Texted that I’m out front and will wait for her to text that she is ready.

About 5 minutes later, a woman that might resemble the picture from the Kijiji ad, and 5 years and probably 200 pounds ago, walks out and gets in the car with the dude and drives off.

I text and ask if she just got in a car and drove off. No answer so I left.



Like I said, lucky me!


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[Albertaman]

I dodged a hellfire of bullets!!!!

Got there, parked in front of another vehicle with some dude sitting in it. Texted that I’m out front and will wait for her

About 5 minutes later, a woman that might resemble the picture from the Kijiji ad, and 5 years and probably 200 pounds ago, walks out and gets in the car with the dude and drives off.



Like I said, lucky me!


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First things first, that other dude is clearly taking advantage of her. Added weight on the unloaded side of the vehicle drastically improves winter traction and handling.

Secondly, you texted her the wrong question at the end. Ask her if she is a backwalker and if she will dance on your back as you play Boney M's Rasputin on your phone when you eventually get together?


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