Job

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Name a job you guys would die for.

I can't seem to decide for myself.::

 

[ComStar Computers]

Moderator for an awesome Escort Review Board...... oh.... wait :he:

 

[ay4uzzxx]

Kamikaze pilot?

 

[Killer]

I can't find the video for it now, but there is actually a dude, whose sole task at a lingerie show (Victoria's Secret?), or maybe it was at a swimsuit show... I can't remember... but he has to check to make sure the models are properly fitting into their lingerie/ suit...

Thong check!

Boob check!

Now that would be a great job!

 

[cap d]

Big time movie producer. The money the power all followed by the babes.

 

[Leonardo]

Project Management
Worldwide assignments.

 

[Stupendous315]

Sys Admin at the Playboy Mansion. :great:

 

[MamaBas]

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[Jolley]

Male escort :neutral:

 

[SamJenkins]

Sorry, don't get it :neutral:.

 

[ashcowgirl]

I'd like to be Silly Girl's cinematographer

 

[rabidrabitt]

Are you referring to George Jung?

 

[Starkissed]

:gasp:!! shaking my head...never pictures, never video. I've learned a few things hanging around with you perverts. :tongue:

oh, and hey, c'mere....:slap:

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[ami2werid4u?]

Oh, and I think I'd be an excellent fluffer. :great:

 

[-- Question Girl --]

I finally thought about it. I would be a painter. I see colours when I am with a Woman who is very Sensual and connects with me. I would die to paint them.:he:

 

[soph]

Here's a hint...

 

[XxKristina01]

http://roissy.wordpress.com/2010/07/06/the-greatest-job-in-the-world-for-a-man/

The Greatest Job In The World (For A Man)
July 6, 2010 by Chateau
What would be your criteria for the greatest job a man could have in the world? I’ll list what I think should be your criteria:

Continual exposure to a variety of young, pretty, naked women
Willingness of a significant subset of those young, pretty women to sleep with you
An occupational dynamic that requires leadership skills in the form of ordering young, pretty women to do your bidding
Very little competition from other men in the field, or on the job
Relatively high pay
Relatively high status
Minimal amount of rote work
Maximal amount of fun and creativity
Lots of travel to exotic and charming locations around the globe
Plenty of opportunity to discreetly cheat, if married or otherwise committed
Is there a man alive with working testicles who wouldn’t agree with my description of the perfect male job? No, I bet not.

So what is the greatest job in the world?

Meet Richard Kern.

Kern has been taking photographs of attractive naked women for 25 years in countries around the world. Young women in various states of undress. Naked women in pools. Naked women in showers. Naked women smoking pot. Naked women combing their hair. Naked women on all fours scrubbing the floor. And, presumably, naked women sucking his dick after work hours.

I know what you’re thinking. Kern is not gay. He’s married to a hot chick more than half his age. Kern is in his 50s, but he looks younger and, more importantly for men interested in picking up younger women, he *acts* like a man half his age. His is a life of unrelenting joy and exquisite pleasure. If there is a heaven on earth, Kern has found it. When asked if he has slept with any of his subjects, he is not coy, admitting that he’s had a number of sexual relationships with the ladies he photographs.

Surprisingly, Kern does a lot of his shooting with a pocket digital camera. He prefers capturing in voyeuristic style the natural beauty of the girl-next-door, the kind of girl you most want to despoil. Kern is almost clinical about the sexuality of his subjects that infuses his work, going on for impressive lengths about the shape, size, color and texture of the great megafauna of breastessesss constantly bouncing in front of his camera lens. Reminds me of someone else.

Some may wonder if it’s Kern’s job that attracts the girls, or if the job is merely incidental to Kern’s seductive alphaness. It’s more the latter, but no doubt photography, and the men skilled at it, are especially attractive to women, probably for the reason that any visual-based skill or artistry, being primarily the domain of maleness, is naturally intriguing to the visuo-spatially challenged sex. But that is a minor effect. The status of Kern’s job, and his status within the field, is the predominant attractor when we separate his personality from his achievements. Men who excel in female-oriented fields are also very attractive to women.

I bet you’re curious about Kern’s wife. I was. So I found this illuminating documentary video of Kern and Martynka. It’s short, about 11 minutes. You should watch the whole thing. It is 11 minutes demonstrating the power of pure game. What comes out of the video is just what a natural player Kern is, and the classic seduction and alpha male dynamics which hold powerful sway over the pretty Martynka’s emotional fidelity to her husband.

Some choice quotes:

Interviewer: Do you ever get jealous?

Martynka: No, I actually… it’s a weird thing… but it turns me on that he’s like shooting 18 year old hot girls. I find it exciting. I don’t get bored of him in that sense, because… I know it sounds weird but I actually thinks it’s cool he’s out, hanging out with like some 18 year old girl in her bedroom, showing him her tits, and um, it keeps things exciting for me, cause that little bit of jealousy makes my obsession last longer.

You don’t say!

I remember when I wrote that “women want you to cheat” post it engendered howls of indignation from my many female commenters. Oh, how you say… what was it again?…. oh yah…

Watch what women do, don’t listen to what they say.

What about the proposal? Certainly an inveterate and experienced womanizer like Kern would know better than to drop to one knee and beg for indentured servitude. Does Richard Kern follow my advice and propose to Martynka like an alpha male? Does a herb load in his pants?

Interviewer: So you guys got married in June. Was the proposal special, was it kind of romantic?

Martynka: It was very Richard style.

Interviewer: What was it?

Martynka: He didn’t really propose. But it was really cute. Cause he was so nervous about it.

Interviewer: So he kind of proposed but didn’t propose?

Martynka: No, he didn’t even say what it is.

[Scene switch]

Interviewer: Tell me about when you proposed to Martynka?

Richard: Oh, um, I couldn’t actually say the words that you have to say to do that, and, um…

Interviewer: Will you marry me?

Richard: Yeah. So, I, um, I didn’t have a birthday present for us, see, and I knew she had to get married to get a green card, so I tried to pass it off as my birthday present.

Interviewer: She said it took like 45 minutes to understand what you were asking.

Richard: Yeah, I never actually said it. [Ed: Richard almost sounds proud of this. Ha!]

 

[AlinamE]

I'm with your original post, Blissful, I really don't know...

I'm of mixed opinions of my current job. I like the fact it can be both physically and mentally demanding. I'm not stuck sitting in a cubicle all day, I'm up, moving and slugging. Yet, I also have to sit down and do calculations, predictions. And as odd as it sounds, I do get to come in contact with people, all the while hiding behind my mask of Dave the Meat Guy.

What I don't like is that there is so much that used to be under my control, that has been taken from me by the powers on high. Plus I feel like it isn't challenging enough mentally.

So I'd want a job that is both physically and mentally challenging, and in line with my values.....Oh shit, why does it sound like I want to join the military?