joke dedicated to MikeGB

[georgemaddenbarcelona]

A big Farang is walking along Sukkhumvit Road and
a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He
strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the
hooker, "How much do you charge?"

Hooker replies, "It starts at US$500 for a hand-job."

Guy says, "$500 dollars for a hand-job! Jesus
Christ! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"

The hooker says, "Do you see that 7/11 on the
corner?"

"Yes."

"Do you see the 7/11 about a block further down?"

"Yes."

"And beyond that, do you know that third 7/11?"

"Yes."

"Well," says the hooker smiling invitingly, "I own
those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job
that's worth $500."

Guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll
give it a try." They retire to a nearby hotel. A
short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed
realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of
a lifetime, worth every bit of $500.

He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is
$1,000?"

The hooker replies, "$1,500."

"$1,500? My God! No blow-job could be worth that!"

The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window,
huney. Do you see that bank just across the
street? I own that bank outright. And I own it
because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent
of $1,500."

The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific
hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another
year or so, and says, "Sign me up."

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more
amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but
he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides
to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious
and unforgettable experience.

He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?"

The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I
want to show you something. Do you see how the whole
city of Bangkok is laid out before us, all those
beautiful lights, luxury hotels and shopping malls?"

"Damn!" the guy says in awe, "You own the whole city?"

"No," the hooker replies, "But I would if I had a
pussy."

 

[protein6x]

haha, good one.

 

[Pyewacket]

Hi Cap,




Here is one for you,

I remember the first blow job I ever had with a ladyboy..........

It was fantastic, BUT...........

I couldnt get the taste out of my mouth for hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Dirty Mike

 

[Smooth Criminal]

well dirty...

better to have taste in the mounth than have pain in the arse...

u agree???

 

[[email protected]]

Hi Capp,

Sometimes pain is pleasure................

But not in my case.

I like to be the postman, not the letmassageplanet.netox

Dirty Mike

 

[Tam Tam]

ok... man.. i can not compete with your sens of humor... after all you are english! Better stick myself with pasta and pizza.