KIKGASKAHNE
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Johnny fancied a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone
else...
One day Johnny got so Reviewustrated that he went up to her and said:
I'll give you a £100 for sex, but the girl said NO.
Johnny said: "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you
bend
down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult
her
boyReviewiend... so she called her boyReviewiend and told him the story.
Her boyReviewiend says ask him for £200, pick up the money very fast,
he
won't even be able to get his pants down.
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and
the
boyReviewiend is waiting for his girlReviewiend to call.
Finally mpter 45mins the boyReviewiend calls and asks what happened...
She said "the bastard used coins"!
Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing
to it
and getting screwed.
else...
One day Johnny got so Reviewustrated that he went up to her and said:
I'll give you a £100 for sex, but the girl said NO.
Johnny said: "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you
bend
down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult
her
boyReviewiend... so she called her boyReviewiend and told him the story.
Her boyReviewiend says ask him for £200, pick up the money very fast,
he
won't even be able to get his pants down.
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and
the
boyReviewiend is waiting for his girlReviewiend to call.
Finally mpter 45mins the boyReviewiend calls and asks what happened...
She said "the bastard used coins"!
Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing
to it
and getting screwed.