Joke - warning not to everyones taste!

[Pompal 09.]

A man goes out to his garden one day to find an Orangutang in his tree, he goes inside to phone the local zoo and asks them if they have a missing Orangutang, the zoo keeper says yes and asks the man in a panicky voice to do nothing until he gets there.
When the zoo keeper arrives he starts unloading all his stuff from his van which are a shotgun, a giant net and a Jack Russell dog, the two men go into the garden and the man asks the zoo keeper how he intends to get the Ape out of the tree, the zoo keeper explains "well I'm going to climb up the tree, shake the brantches and the Orangutang will fall you will then capture it in the net and the dog will grab it's privates" right says the man then in a puzzled tone says "so what's the shotgun for"? The zoo keeper says "it's in case I fall you shoot the dog!!

 

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[Mera Souhait]

This joke has been reinstated has we do not feel that it causes offence.

A word of warning though .. any joke that contains the F word please change it and do not just * out the other letters.

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