Joke

[johuaaaronbyrd]

I apologise in advance if MC has posted this before!



Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"
"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techiniques - visualization, association - it made a huge difference for me."
"That's great! What was the name of the clinic?"
Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that red flower with the long stem and thorns?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife. . ."Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"

 

[fbebcuxeisdiqcets]

It's ok Neil, just cause MC has claim to 99.9% of all jokes in circulation atm it doesn't mean you should feel bad for finding one that slipped the net.

And don't expect me to be nice again. That's your words of support for today from me, back to being mean to MC now.

 

[Abz]

MC gave me a right beating after I accidently reposted her joke and I'm only just getting over it so had to be careful, didn't I?

 

[Peppe]

OOoh you're just SO nice to everyone aren't cha?
Don't give too much away eh!
Now get back to normal before someone sees.

 

[Mr. Aks]

Hay no I didn't. I meanly pointed out the fact that you were just recycling my stuff .. and just to let you know that I actually don't think it was me that posted it originally but someone else!

L&L

MC

 

[Pansie]

Recycling is good for the environment, bad jokes, however, aren't.

This was a government health warning.

 

[uwvhlpme]

See, Neil, she admits she meanly pointed it out!! [sm=hidesbehindsofa.gif]