joke

[Andy Shepherd]

[/align]> > Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on [/align][/align]>
[/align]> > their faces.
[/align]> > The coroner calls the police to tell them his results after the
[/align]> > examination.
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[/align]> > "First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to
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[/align]> > his girlfriend. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the
[/align]> > Coroner.
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[/align]> > "Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery,
[/align]> > spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
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[/align]> > The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the
[/align]> > coroner," this is the most unusual one.
[/align]> > Paddy from Belfast, 30, struck by lightning."
[/align]> > "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
[/align]> > "Thought he was having his picture taken."
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