mass-__-disappointment
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Two men were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didnt have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one. "yes" he replied and pulled out a 12" Bic lighter from his golf bag.
"Wow" said his friend, "where did you get that monster?"
"I got it from a genie in my golf bag"
"You have a genie, can i see him?"
So out the genie pops and grants his friend 1 wish, so he asks for a million bucks. Suddenly there is a large clap of thunder and in the sky is a million ducks.
"Thats not what i asked for"said his friend.
"Forgot to tell you he is a bit death , do you think i really wanted a 12" Bic"
"Wow" said his friend, "where did you get that monster?"
"I got it from a genie in my golf bag"
"You have a genie, can i see him?"
So out the genie pops and grants his friend 1 wish, so he asks for a million bucks. Suddenly there is a large clap of thunder and in the sky is a million ducks.
"Thats not what i asked for"said his friend.
"Forgot to tell you he is a bit death , do you think i really wanted a 12" Bic"