jokes forum- 13 things to do in Walmart

[TripMusical6]

Hey, Walmart sounds fun....

Maybe an American HPer could tell us exactly what would be the result of no. 4?


Thirteen things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/shopping partner is taking
their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they
aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"Code3" in
housewares...and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on reserve.


6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell & other shoppers you'll
invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't
you people just leave me alone?"


8. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows
where the anti-depressants are.

9. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from
"Mission Impossible."

10. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different
size funnels.

11. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"
"PICK ME!"

12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the foetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

And last but not least:

13. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell
loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!"

 

[FutureJournalist]

13 is my favourite[sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif] oh how I laughed...

 

[Stephanie Wilson]

I like n0. 11!


Joyx[sm=busch.gif]

 

[Pebbledash]

My fave was no. 13 too!