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i got this one off my cell phone. i hope its not too bad ,if so i guess it'll be deleted...:p:

If Oral s3x makes ur "day" what does Anal s3x do?.........
......it makes ur "hole weak"!

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things men do afta s3x
2% eat
3% smoke
4% take a shower
5% sleep
86% go back 2 their wives

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five tips for women...
1. it is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job
2. it's important that a man makes ya laugh
3. find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you
4. find a man loves you and spoils you
5. it is important that these four men don;t know eachother.:lol:

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one saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:

"if we don't get sum support soon, ppl will think we're nuts."
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the end i am done now. lol

xxx~
 
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